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FUCK FRIEND Agreement FormPre fuck friend agreementThis pre-fuck friend agreement (here in after referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2008, by_______________________, between _Tizzle_________and______________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL B FOLLOWED AND NOT BROKEN R YOU WILL B CUT LOOSE FROM THA TEAM (HA HA )1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.2. When you see me in tha streetz don't come hug'n all on me you r a FUCK FRIEND and nut'n else.3. No calls before 10:30 PM4. We r not a couple so all that lovemake'n shit gotta go we on a str8 fuck'n level5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.6. No plans made in advance (AT ALL)7. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends with privileges, we r "FUCK FRIENDS" and thats it8. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.9. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.10. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.11. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - b-cuz you kno i had 2 I got a nut didn't I12. Don't ask me if you can borrow shit from me so go ask yo man 4 whutever you need13. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "I'm his/her godbrother/sister14. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.15. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.Participating Party Signature ___________________ Date: _______________Participating Party Signature_____________________ Date: ________________
HOW 2 SUCK AND EAT PUSSY95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on your pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for you (guys)..so the key is.. eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make her cum w/her lips spread..so u have easier access to her clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circular motion...slowly...DONT STOP...the KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to homegirls breathin'..use this as feedback..and react w/your tongue accordingly..you want her breathin' to be steady...at a steady pace..kinda like a clock...tick tock tick tock tick tock...it sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat...no. not MOANING..breathing...listen to her breathin'...listen to the moans when ur on the phone or somethin'...now the key is...DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)...DONT STOP..even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth...just hold your rhythm..circle her clit...increase speed gradually... once u've got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin' u on target..use more of the tip of ur tongue...and move it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work ur way into..flickin' it back n forth like a punching bag..it's hard to explain..but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue..not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball..slappin' her clit as you swoosh by..if u can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds...she'll cum..if she's stubborn and won't bust..get a finger or two up inside her..hook ur finger(s)..and kinda "scratch""scrape""tickle""massage" her Gspot..which feels like a lil sponge..it's on the "ceiling" of her pussy..inside..and up top.. about an inch in.. consider your fingers holdin' the harmony..while your tongue works the melody...and she'll bust before u know it.. good..you've succeded..now the worst thing u can do now..is STOP..keep fuckin' goin..this is the good part..if u ignore her pants, rants, and gestures for u to stop..and keep goin' like she hasn't busted..(she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)..after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade..and about a minute later..yes A MINUTE..she'll bust again..so do it again and again and again until she declares you the winner... SINCERELY YOURS TIZZLE (THA SPOT FINDER)
You have a Sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards!
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