Urban Dictionary |
Urban Dictionary, a dictionary for the modern people. If you've never used it, give it a go but be warned... it may not be for the easily offended. Here is one my personal favourites below... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 13:15:00 GMT |
Monkey business! |
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs ... Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:21:00 GMT |
Peas! |
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,
"We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from ... Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:19:00 GMT |
Degree Results! |
I would just like to say a big CONGRATULATIONS to all of my friends who have recently passed their degrees and as far as I know, got what they wanted or even more (Moi!). It's been a hard three ... Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:48:00 GMT |
Glove Gift |
A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday. They hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard before remembering that on their last couple of dates
she had complain... Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:27:00 GMT |
Peter Kay's Universal Truths |
They're classics, but that's why we love em!
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) &... Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:46:00 GMT |
Rainbows |
I'm sure you've all read this before and i'm not sure it's true but it makes me giggle!
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
>>Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
>>George... Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:35:00 GMT |
How you know you experienced the 90's. |
1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days2) Gordon the Gopher3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4me....'4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit5) ... Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:20:00 GMT |