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About Me

You need to know something about me, and it's that I goddamn rock. I'm not talking out of egocentricism, just keeping it real for my homies. You doubt, my friend? Pick a topic, any subject, and talk to me about it. I'm happy feeling nappy in my crappy little car and I'll talk to anyone about it who wantsta. If you understand that sentiment, we're down.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, if you don't suck. If you do suck, you know who you are, nutbag, so step away slowly and keep your hands where I can see them.

My Blog

Hello In There!

Today's blog will be brought to you by the letter "B" and Sara Lee, whose Butter Streusel pop-that-sumbitch-in-the-oven Coffee Cake I'm enjoying all 4,000 calories of right about now. Nobody doesn't l...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:45:00 GMT

Back on the Dead Horse

OK, so I read an article in the Washington Post today (after you've read my bloggy blog, follow the jump here if you want to read it for yourself) about Dubya giving a little speech at the Treasu...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:10:00 GMT

Disjointed

Not sure where I'm going with this, so we'll ride it out. Hello, everybody.  It's been awhile, hasn't it? I've parked my ass at this desk more than once meaning to write a blog over the last few ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:41:00 GMT

Personal Privacy

Life took me to the DMV today for some driver's license stuff.  The "why" of it isn't important to this blog, and probably deserves one of its own, since it involves getting hit on by a Magistrat...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:00:00 GMT

Enough Political Crap, Already! Let's Talk About My Sunday.

We've been taking more of an interest lately in making our front yard prettier.  Yes, that's what this blog is gonna be about, but don't worry -- it's not gonna be like watching 'Victory Garden' ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:58:00 GMT

Grr. Again.

So a friend who I love dearly but don't see eye-to-eye with, politically, says to me the other day, " Wow, that wasn't an amazing waste of the taxpayer's time and money?", when we were talking a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:58:00 GMT

Hello, Everybody!

Didja think I was dead & gone?  I kinda gave up on the MySpace for awhile.  Can't say why, exactly, but it happened.  I'm starting to feel that itch again, so you'll likely be heari...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:49:00 GMT

A Bit of a Downer. You Were Warned.

I read the news today, oh boy. A cat named Dave Cockrum died on Sunday.  You probably never heard of him.  Some perspective: You can probably tell from my profile picture that I'm a damn gee...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:05:00 GMT

My Homey

Today, November 16th, is a special kinda day.  For today marks the sixth year my lovely and talented wife (most of you know her as The Sticker) and I have been married. It's been a hectic six yea...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:24:00 GMT

Apartment Livin'

It's Wednesday morning, why not share a story with you? Many years ago, long before transforming into Mr. Daddy Man, I was a goofy skinny hippy boy with delusions of grandeur.  Or at least delusi...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:52:00 GMT