I'm a retired shop teacher who still has most of his fingers. I'm just lookin to make some new friends. I figured this MySpace might be worth giving a shot. It's been kinda lonely since Mother runned off with the carnival guy. Iff'n you know a hottie who has her own teeth, I'd be obliged if you sent her my way. I'm pretty safe. For the most part, I'm just pining for the fjords. My nephew Jimmy's got something to do with one of the sites here.
About Me - The Survey
Name: Skip Stone
Birthday: February 29, 1924
Birthplace: Green River, Wyoming
Current Location: Lorane, OR
Eye Color: gray
Hair Color: White/Missing
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English, German, Fiji
The Shoes You Wore Today: Loafers
Your Weakness: My mind
Your Fears: I’m old enough I ain’t afeared of nothin’
Your Perfect Pizza: One I can chew - cheese, though it binds me up terrible
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Christmas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What’s instant messenger? Is that a UPS guy in a box?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I’m still here?
Your Best Physical Feature: My second chin
Your Bedtime: Oh, about 9pm. I do nap in my chair several times a day
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss them all.
Pepsi or Coke: Sarsparilla
McDonalds or Burger King: Shari’s
Single or Group Dates: Ain’t been on a date for 10 years, since Mother done run of with the Tilt-A-Whirl operator
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea irritates my bladder
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - that other stuff’s for sissies
Do you Smoke: Never touch the things
Do you Swear: Sure, but only when some @%%%23$! jerk deserves it
Do you Snore: Only when I’m asleep
Do you Shower Daily: I shower every Saturday, whether I need it or not
Have you Been in Love: Not since Mother runned off
Do you want to go to College: Never been, too old now
Do you want to get Married: If’n I can find the right gal...the old ones just don’t work out
Do you believe in yourself: I reckon I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah, I don’t move that fast no more
Do you think you are Attractive: I’m a regular dame magnet, ‘cept when I’m irregular
Are you a Health Freak: Steak, taters, gravy, I don’t go for all that new fangled rabbit food diet stuff
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup, they been gone for about 30 years, so we gets along fine
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, they make my lumbago act up
Do you play an Instrument: I’m good at harmonica and musical spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have a nip every so often
In the past month have you taken drugs: My doc has me on some good ones. What does progestrone do?
In the past month have you gotten lost: I got turned around trying to find the john last night, don’t know if I can fumigate the Lazy Boy
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, still lookin’ for a hottie
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yep. Took a good hour to get all them crumbs out from under my dentures
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I accidentally swallowed my goldfish...does that count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I don’t go for that prancing and leaping around stuff
In the past month have you been Dumped: I went to the dump, lots of quality stuff out there. Beats Walmart
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Why, you been peeking?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don’t remember
Ever been Drunk: Drunk as a skunk, puked on my shoes
Ever been called a Tease: Just by that lady cop when she caught me streaking back in ‘89
Ever been Beaten up: Just by Mother when I went fishing on her birthday
Ever Shoplifted: Not that strong
How do you want to Die: Later, rather than sooner
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Already was
What country would you most like to Visit: Dollywood
In a Woman...
Favourite Eye Color: Any color I can see
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Teeth: Her own, I ain’t sharin’ again
Name: Mother wasn’t so good, so I’m open to anything female
Weight: Under 250 Pounds
More About Me
Best Clothing Style: Baggy, to match me
Favorite thing you do for fun: Stay awake during Jeopardy
Favorite Power Tool: My razor
Number of Piercings: I got shot in the butt in Korea..does that count?
Number of Tattoos: I got a purty little French girl on my arm, but now it looks more like a taco
Number of things in my Past I Regret: This don’t have enough room
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