About Me

C'mon...Its D!! If you don't know ME! Then...dammit you oughta!! Just a regular FUNNY AS HELL dude. And I'm cute too! I like to hang out with good, honest, cool, funny, creative people and just generally have fun. I guess you could say if a Fraggle was human, he'd more likely be me! So what are you jackasses waiting for? Hit me up...DO EET! DO EEET NOW!!!.. ..

Hilarious DUI Test

Posted Apr 19, 2007

A man known only as Mr. Turner is arrested for driving under the influence.

My Interests

Books, music, movies, random adventures of daring do.

I'd like to meet:

Regularly cool(READ: Drama Free!!) people.

Music:

Anything with a beat, and you can dance to it. New Edition, Monkees, R&B, Trip-hop,Hip-Hop, Wu-Tang Clan.

Movies:

Superman, The Goonies, Stand By Me, Bill and Ted, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Sith, Empire Strikes Back, Dolemite, Disco Godfather, Pootie Tang, etc...

Television:

Law & Order: SVU,The Boondocks,Mystery Science Theater 3000, Degrassi, Quantum Leap, Good Times, Wayans Bros.,Chappelle's Show, Sanford and Son,Angel...

Books:

Movie Megacheese by Mike Nelson, Animal Farm by George Orwell, I Hated Hated Hated This Movie! by Roger Ebert.

Heroes:

Alot of my heroes are fictional and some arent... Paul Mooney, Mr. Spock, Eddie Murphy, William Shatner, Sherlock Holmes, Dolemite, The Fonz, Mike Nelson and the Satellite of Love crew, Kermit the Frog.

My Blog

A New Hope...

"A boy has the right to dream, there are endless possibilities stretched out before you. Whatever happens from now on, you stand firm and face your destiny, without fear, but with courage. What awaits...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

Saved By The Bell: The College Years (Yall Knew This Was Comin)

Saved By The Bell: The College Years So lately I've been watching that channel "The N" to get my fix of Degrassi and for some odd reason "Kenan and Kel", I also noticed like a bunch of other channels ...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love...

TOP TEN RAP SONGS WHITE PEOPLE LOVE And I mean fucking LOVE. When these songs come on, White People look at each other and say "Awwww yeah" or "Hell yeah" and are compelled to sing along. Sometimes th...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:00:00 PST

Why Must I Cry?: Mac and Me Review

Mac and Me MAC and Me is most famous for two things, neither of which are being a good film. The first is that it's a blatant copy of E.T., down to the "stranded alien looking for his family", the sin...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

Changes

Anyhoo, once again I got my hopes up and got stung by not one but two nameless individuals who for some apparent reason have difficulty just being honest. Actually one of em I generally had a history ...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:32:00 PST

Over-used Songs in Movies or Tv Shows...

The most overused songs in movies or tv shows: "Rock and Roll Part 2" by Gary Glitter"A Town Called Malice" by The Jam"I Wish" by Stevie Wonder (Assist to Will Smith)"Gimme Some Lovin'" by Spencer Dav...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:52:00 PST

NeverEnding Story Review...

I think I've seen The Neverending Story probably dozens of times as a kid. I'm pretty sure that's true of most North American 20-somethings these days. We all hang out in nightclubs listening to ...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

Disco Godfather Review (Put Yo Weight On It!!)

So many people know from Gordon Parks' filmic take on Ernest Tidyman's black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks. So many know that Super Fly makes a fortune by and by. Quentin Tarantin...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:02:00 PST

Problem at the Movies

I just got back from Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married" which coincidentally was produced, written, catered, tailored, aided, abetted, and directed by the Phenominal! and Exciting! Tyler Perry. Tyl...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

Movie Stats

MOVIE THEATER STATS (AKA The More You Know) Okay, it took awhile but I broke down stats on movie theater etiquette. Heres what I came up with, pay attention kids, there may be a pop quiz on this!!!-B...
Posted by D. Strong and the Temple of DAMN! on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST