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Rob

I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy

About Me

--I guess the about me filled in with Metallica lyrics is getting old, eh. I picked up that eh in Canada. But not aboot. I ran into a wall today on my skateboard, reason being is that I suck. I had a hangover today after drinking 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon beers last night. I have a jackelope on my wall; he's cool, I mounted him, and no, you can't have my mythical creatures. I eat cup o' noodles, but today I had some clam chowder too. I'm kind of sleepy right now. It's hot and I should turn on the fan but it's on the other side of the room. I've gotten my cool leather jacket now so I can be really hard. Creatine monohydrate is nasty, like drinking water with sand in it. Worcestershire sauce tastes good unless you try to eat it off a piece of bread. I'm thirsty right now but too lazy to do that too. I've said I too many times now and now IIII am going to bed.--Love always, Rob

My Interests

Cars, guitar, drinking until my throat overflows and I drown in booze. Newest update being that I'm now the proud owner of two sportbikes and one cruiser that needs to go (buy me!) and making horrible attempts at riding my kickass skateboard that a wonderful lady(thanks yo!) got me to hurt myself on. I also like to terrorize little old ladies and make small children cry.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Let's see, it's changed a bit since getting my sweet ass guitar(that's cooler than yours). Pantera, Whitesnake(shhhh..don't tell anyone), Metallica, Slayer, all that sort of rot that your parents don't like. Yes I have a leather Guns n Roses jacket, and yes that makes me cooler than you. Also, if there are any hot ladies out there under 18, I'll buy you a pack of smokes. Dan knows what I'm talking about. Hells yeah, b. If you're between the ages of 18 but not quite 21, I will buy you booze.

Movies:

I don't know man. I don't really watch tv.

Television:

The only television that matters starts in the fall and is called FOOTBALL. Seriously, screw all of your favorite pansy sports, football is all that matters. GO COWBOYS!

Books:

Stephen King, Peter Straub, Hugh Hefner

Heroes:

Heroes? Shit I don't know man. Maybe Kirk Hammett, Dimebag Darrell, Satriani, Slash; you know, all that crazy lot.