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About Me

It occurred to me that perhaps this section isn't best written by myself.I am shit at this by the way, I dont really 'get' how you can form friendships online. I am perhaps better at real life than i am at encapsulating myself in this fictitious one.If someone says 'Sea Bass', I will laugh!What I LoveWigs Dress up Hair Make-up Comedy [green wing/brasseye/jam/spaced] 17th century pompadors Tea Parties Hallowe'en, Bonfire night and Christmas Eve Talking nonsense all night Laughing till it hurts Friends turning into food re-lyricising songs with friends next day nonsense cartwheels ball ponds writing acting reading Crisp winter days in a forest Electro shiney/bright things the 80's all the above combined into one fantastic pastie.I do not like getting older. I AM partial to tea in extreme amounts and pubs in extreme amounts.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" style='display:none'

My Interests

Acting, Art, Reading, Dancing , hair dying, tattoos, plastic surgery, news in general, dressing up, 50's, 80's, Comedy, Rock mooosic,girls, wigs, false eyelashes, Hallowe'en, Bonfire night, all that glitters, costume jewelry, clothing sales, hats, make-up, corsets, interior design, art journals, photography, electronica, people watching, doodling, talking bollocks, alchohol, house parties, the forest, woodland, countryside, comedy, fairy stories, old books, album artwork, trinkets, miscellany.

I'd like to meet:

Bram Stoker, Freud ,Cleopatra, Oscar Wilde, Anne Frank, Stephen Fry, Chris Morriss, George Lucas, Trent Reznor, Marilyn manson/brian warner, whatever.Simon Peg, Nick Frost, Jessica Stevenson, Du Champ, Bill Bailey[I DID!! actually, and i made him laugh but i lost the photo :(], Roald Dahl, Carol Ann Duffy, Jeanette Winterson, Katherine Moennig+++ myself in ten years time. I also wanna meet anyone from http://www.tatad.comhttp://www.tatad.com/party/

Music:

Where to start. hmm . NiN, edIT, International Deejay Gigolos, Dark Soho, Jimmy Hendrix, Portis Head, Lamb, U.N.K.L.E, The Killers, Guano Apes, The Kills, Aphex Twin, DJ Shadow, Red Snapper, Massive Attack, Royksop, The Bravery, The Faint, Bloc party, Motley Crue, East 17, Kyuss, Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson, Tom McRae, The Crystal Method,Iggy pop and the Stooges, Roxy Saint, Jack off Jill, Brand New, Jimmy Eat world, Nirvana, Ultraviolence, Kylie, Bon Jovi, Garbage, Morcheeba, A Perfect Circle, Blur, PJ Harvey, Alec Empire, Deftones,Radiohead, T.A.T.U ,Hole, Bush, Placebo, Sugarbabes, Bjork, Dresden Dolls, Muse, Dandy Warhols, Miss Kitten, Freq Nasty, Pixies, The White Stripes, Faith No More, sons and daughters, The Subways, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, hed[pe], Eve 6, Kelly Ozbourne, The Hacker, Lab 4, Depeche mode, Coldplay, Bush, QOTSA, Air, Freq nasty, Luscious jackson, Courtney Love, Auf der maur, Robots in Disguise, Peaches, Nouvelle Vague, DJ Hell, Ellen Allien, The Crystal Method, Kate Nash, Adele, The Automatic, Editors, jose gonzalez, Mice Parade, Squarepusher, Plej, Juno Reactor, Four tet Plus lots of random stuff

Movies:

High Fidelity, Monty Python[all], Zoolander, American Beauty, Donnie Darko, Sleepy Hollow, Cinderella, Pirates of the Carribean, Clue, Garden State, Moulin Rouge, Team America, Batman films [not kilmer or clooney ones], Magnolia, Mulholland Drive [until the box],Kids, Napolean Dynamite, Hpt Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead Seriously though, Clue is the best film EVER!!!!! =)

Television:

Green Wing, The Fast Show, Little Britain, The Mighty Boosh, Sugar Rush, Family Guy,The L Word,Smoking Room, The news, Desperate Housewives, Spaced, The I.T crowd, Brasseye, Nathan Barley

Books:

Tom Sharpe - Indecent Exposure, Joseph Heller- Catch 22, Bill bryson -A short History of Nearly Everything, A.L Kennedy -Now That You're Back, Bram Stoker - Dracula, Oscar Wilde - Dorian Gray, F.Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby, E.M Forster - Room with a View, Dan Brown - Da Vinci Code, JK Rowling - Harry Potter, Jane Green - Jemima J, Carol Ann Duffy - Everything she's done, Mark Gatiss - The Vesuvius Club, G H Dhalquist - The Glass Book of the Dream Eaters Jeanette Winterson - everything especially The Power Book

Heroes:

Inspirational characters really:Marylin Monroe, Roxy Saint , Madonna, Oscar Wilde, Iggy Pop, Chris Morris, Simon Pegg Nick Frost and Jessica Stevenson

My Blog

As is the way

    With life, often the things that crush you the most have the least weight. A fear is just that, something that is unknown. Currently I have a million unquantifiable fears. No not qu...
Posted by I on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:08:00 PST

rubbish

Last night I had a whole series [american 24 part, not English 6 part] of truly horrid dreams.Every misdemeanour,or ill intention was commited. Every sickness befell me. I can’t explain it in su...
Posted by I on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

try

There is a website where people go to ask questions. They questions they choose to ask are mudane or verging on the rhetorical "How many calories in one glass of champagne?"  - Is this woman pois...
Posted by I on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:03:00 PST

the usual tripe

The thing about swimming [it's my new favourite thing dontcha know?!] Is that, for a time, nothing exists apart from encompassing warmth, your thoughts and the sound of breathing . Its almost like fly...
Posted by I on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:41:00 PST

I really need to :

Tidy my room Work out how to use my phone  [  a sign of age that one can no longer 'pick it up'] Write down my new understanding of how to cut hair  [seriously, came to me in a dream, a...
Posted by I on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

Actually

Following a particulally pointless argument with my parents just now [one in which I was accused of being 'devisive' and one which has made me start thinking everythings pretty futile] I realised that...
Posted by I on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

Actually

Following a particulally pointless argument with my parents just now [one in which I was accused of being 'devisive' and one which has made me start thinking everythings pretty futile] I realised that...
Posted by I on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

Actually

Following a particulally pointless argument with my parents just now [one in which I was accused of being 'devisive' and one which has made me start thinking everythings pretty futile] I realised that...
Posted by I on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

Two observations

about myself 1. I rather enjoy swimming. It's something to do with being surrounded by warm water under a changing sky.....I'm sure it's some latent womb memory....whatever. I can wake up at 6am and l...
Posted by I on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:09:00 PST

its 707

boeing Ive racked up an average of 11 hours sleep a night the last three nights. My problem is now sifting dreams from reality....I'm going to take a wild guess that anything physically impossible, te...
Posted by I on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST