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I'm a bi-polar, spoiled rotten brat who's sexy as hell and I know it. I have a 2 year old son and a six year old daughter. I love to kick it, make money and shop, shop, shop! Shopping makes me feel better. No matter what happens in my life, I can always find an excuse to go shopping. I tend to over-analyze things a bit and I think way too much. I even think outloud so don't be surprised if you catch me talking to myself. I don't do other people's drama, and I refuse to hold grudges. I am real as hell, I never break a promise, and loyalty is very important to me. I don't lie, however, I will omit information if necessary. I am not afraid to speak my mind and sometimes I talk too much. I am a very sensitive person and I very seldom get angry. I would like to be with someone whom I could confide in, who wants to make me happy and that I find myself daydreaming about on occasion.I want to be appreciated for who I am, but also I love to be looked at. I have bleach blonde hair and fake tits and I love to admire myself in the mirror. I'm a nympho but not a slut. I like to feel sexy at all time and the thing that turns me on most is hearing, "Damn...!" as I walk by.My favorite food is cereal which I eat that more than anything and I smoke way too many cigarettes. I listen to dirty rap music with the windows all the way down. I know how to say the alphabet backwards, and I can be a bit dorky sometimes. I have very few regrets and I'm a firm believer in going after what you want at any cost, that all is fair in love and war, and that nobody knows you're stupid until you tell them.

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My Interests

I love SHOPPING, playing with my kids, talking to anyone who will listen, driving with the music way up, kissing, watching the sun go down, picking flowers, playing in puddles, sex in the rain, frogs who turn into princes, laughing at funny jokes, getting dressed up for no particular reason, dancing, going to really expensive resturants, walking downtown, fishing off the pier, skinny dipping, writing poetry, singing even though I can't, and when I can, having sex.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can keep me interested...

Music:

Tyrese-Sweet Lady
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Lyrics are the thing that gets me the most during a song. I cannot stand the one's who make up words just in order for it to rhyme. Some of my favorites are Eminiem, UGK, Too Short, Lil' Kim, Paul Wall, Obie Trice, T.I., and my other Houston boys (except Skrewd and Chopped shit). Some of my favorite songs are "Black" by Pearl Jam, "Sweet Lady" by Tyrese, "Call Me" by Too Short and Lil' Kim, and my #1 ALL-TIME FAVORITE SONG IS: "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. That is "OUR" song.

Movies:

.. The only movies I watch are Kid Flicks with my kids...or porn. (Anything with Jenna Jameson or Brianna Banks) I love watching it and I like making it, too.

Television:

Heroes:

Bonnie and Clyde

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My Blog

Stolen From the "Guy Code Handbook" - Assuming There Is One...

Guys are either taught from the same guide book when it comes to dating, or I'm just fucking with the wrong ones...lol. I have a lot of guy friends and I find it humorous to watch them trying to...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

Manners and Intellect

With $1.50 You-Call-Its and every guy in the place buying, one can get pretty drunk. I drank until I threw up again last night. After last time at the Goose I have tried to limit my intake...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Thu, 01 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

Prerequisites to Dating the Devil&

1.) You must be able to use the telephone in the hours of the day when it is still daylight. 2.) You must be able to refrain from using the words: dick, peni...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:38:00 PST

What’s A Girl Got To Do...?

My answer to that question is...absolutely nothing! Some guys are just idiots and they don't realize what they have right there in front of them, but that's why there are 3 billion men in the wo...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:54:00 PST

Why Must A Man Cheat?

A friend of mine has been dating this guy for about two years. They live together and have for pretty much the entire relationship. He recently got a new job which requires him to work...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

All In A Days Work...

I've never really had a real job for a period of time longer than one year. It's not that I can't keep a job, because I am very intelligent, believe it or not, I pick up quickly and I excell in ...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:18:00 PST

Things Aren’t Always As They Seem...

I am working on a new profile with more of the real things about me as a person, which doesn't emphasize on my sexual appetite or the tease that I am. After a rude awakening earlier in the ...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

Ode’ To Nikki - Per A Special Request

This goes out to my girl, Nikki (Number 1 in My Friends List)...she wanted to hear how wonderful I thought she was... I knew Nikki from Junior High and High School, but we didn't hang out in school.&n...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:35:00 PST

Ten Ways You Know It’s Over in a Relationship

10. The most common things such as breathing, chewing, or even their voice gets on your nerves. 9. The sound of their ring tone makes you have to stop what your doing and make everything q...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

Flying Solo...More Fun Than You Think

I went out by myself again, and I have more fun doing so than I would have expected. For one, being as cute as I must be, I never spend a dime. For two, I get more attention, which I love,...
Posted by The Devil Wears Prada on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:48:00 PST