FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS... |
...post drunk blogs!
1. Do you wear a name tag at work?What's 'work?' It sounds familiar....
2. What kind of car do you drive?Highlander
3. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?WHEN I go t...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:17:00 PST |
Deleting friends time again.... |
Why? Because I'm a bitch. No, really....I just don't like having people on my friends list that I ;A. don't like or even want to be friends with (sorry if you were deleted for this reason....
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST |
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing. |
"Aw crap. We missed The Office!"
"Wow, you're right. That hadn't even crossed my mind."
"Hey, do you want to go for a walk when we get home?"
"It's 9:30."
"Yeah....but we live in St. Charles."
Jeff...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST |
Feelings, nothing more than feelings.. |
8 am: Wake up! You're going to a winery today!
8:30 am: Take a Benadryl. You don't want to have the sniffles at the winery today. Was that a bad idea? Hmmm.......
10:00&n...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST |
It’s hot as balls in herrre |
It's nearly one and I'm sitting here sipping on a Bud Select, waiting for the numb giggliness to kick in. Today was exhausting. First, my air conditioner decided to quit working. I've come to b...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST |
I just checked. I'm still a wimp. |
So, I lied. I'm not going to finish my blog about camping. I actually got on the computer lastnight with every intention of gushing about my fun experiences and life-altering epiphanies I ...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:16:00 PST |
I don't think I'm a country girl... |
The subject. I realized this whilst doing what most red-blooded Americans consider a form of vacationing. Me, not so much. I like to consider plumbing a necessity, and by that I mean...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST |
I think your back hair's sexy....rar... |
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?No! I look completely innocent. I would never get searched. I even try to get the kids at Six Flags to feel me up but they never do....
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST |
Love past the honeymoon |
Jeff and I went out to dinner the other night at Chevy's and after parking the car, Jeff looks over and just stares at me ever-so-lovingly.
"Are you staring at me because you think I'm sup...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:00:00 PST |
Why are you wearing that silly man costume? |
My children are already smarter than me. Caleb came downstairs early this morning and began firing interrogations about The Easter Bunny. It went something like this:
"Hey Mommy, when is T...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST |
