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Jen

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About Me

I am a woman of many contradictions and temperaments. I much prefer to laugh and have a good time as I can laugh at air. Everything is funny to me. I always laugh when I shouldn't. And it pisses people off which only makes me laugh harder.
I am a person who operates on "Doublethink" - I am NOT a smoker but will feverishly defend their right to smoke. I intend to use this blog for political comments, my views on life and politics and for criticisms of my favorite TV shows and also for general postings. Don't like my views or politics? Cool, but don't give me no crap about it. I appreciate people who think different from me. I loathe closed-minded people who refuse to see the world through the eyes of another or refuse to see another point of view. There is rarely, if ever, just one correct way for anything.
I notice there are some pretty fanatical TV show fans who freak out you criticize their favorite show. Well, I'm not the kind of person to watch TV with rose-colored glasses and then start cooing how great the show was the second the seconds roll. If an episode sucks, I'm gonna say so.
I am pretty fluent in Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese. Feel free to post to me in those languages. I am learning Dutch, Greek, and German so feel free to tutor me. :) My newest language obsession is Serbian!
I like the idea of adding singers and other entertainers to my friends list. That way, I can just come to my MySpace and click on their space instead of running around all over the internet for updates on their updates.
Contact me before you try to IM me because you need to be approved first. If I do not know you, I will NOT add you. AIM/MSN/YAHOO: malasandri
I try to thank everyone who adds me. If I missed you, sorry!!
LOVES:
*Rain *Thunderstorms *The Cold *Winter *Vanilla *Foreigners *Snow Globes *Open Toe Shoes *High Heels *McDonald's French Fries *KFC Twisters *Doritos *Coca-Cola *Sierra Mist *Dr. Pepper *7Up *Chinese Food *Mexican Food *Italian Food *New York Mets *M&M's *Doing Laundry *Showers *Water *Lotion *Perfume *Recipes *Shopping *Clothes *Pen Pals *Magazines *Mums *Orange Juice *Apple Juice *Cool Breezes *Lilacs *Lilies *Tulips *Irises *Mums *Flowers in General *Sunshine *Morning Light *Wolves *Avon *Body Washes *Pantene Shampoo *Paul Mitchell Hairspray *Green Peppers *Red Peppers *Aussie Hairspray *Texas *Air Fresheners *Candles *Scented Candles *Earrings *Stuffed Animals *Unicorns *Creme Savers Candies *Bubble Gum *Sweatshirts *Tic Tacs *Cats *Clocks *Coins *Currency *Apple Pie *Stamps *Solitude *Ice Cream *Horses *Dolphins *Keychains *Bumper Stickers *Watching the News *Australian Accents *Thai Food *Books *Cheerios *Corn Flakes *Humor *Sandals *Lingerie *Vases *Trinkets *Pillows *Knick-Knacks *Twix *Kit Kats *Reeses Pieces *Fast Breaks *Rollos *Orange Sherbert *Cheese *Chicken *Rice *Shrimp *Onion Rings *Tigers *Lions *Birds *Watches *Rubics Cubes *Board Games *Playing Cards *Long Hair *Long Nails *Rocks *Yahoo *Open-Minded People *Singers Who Think Screaming Is Singing
HATES:
*Humidity *Heat *Mint *My Hands Being Dirty *Roses *Religious Fanatics/Zealots *Widescreen *Strawberries *Raspberries *Blueberries *Google *Alias *24 *New York Yankees *Desperate Housewives *Tom Cruise *TomKat *Brangelina *Bennifer *Socks *Doing Dishes *Tampon Commercials *The Color Green *Fish *Seafood In General *People Who Cannot Defend Their Own Opinions *Golddiggers *Bridezillas *Kevin Federline *Beer *American Idol *Steak *Pepsi *Coffee *Dresses *Skirts *Turkey *Barbecue *Spinach *Stilettos *BBQ *Icy Roads *Basketball *Golf *Co-Dependency *Narcissists *Greens *Paparazzi *Tabloids *Gossipers *Celebrity Gossip Blogs *Internet Toolbars *People Who Over Analyze *Two-Faced People *Censorship of the Arts *People Who Compare Apples To Oranges *Narrow Minded People *Bigots *Racists *Conformity *The Status Quo *Organized Religion *Double Standards *An "Us Against Them" Mentality *Suppression of the Media *Overt Corporate Control *Know-It-Alls *Control Freaks *People Who Can't Face Reality *Damsels In Distress *People Who Act Helpless But Aren't *Codependence *People Who Won't Take Responsibility For Their Own Actions *Hypochondriacs *Megalomaniacs *Snobs *Justin Timberlake *Nick Lachey *Avril Lavigne *Butter *Classical Music *Disco Music *Most English Accents *Greek Food *French Food *Indian Food *Flip-Flops *Thongs *Pads With Wings And Their Commercials *Rubber Bands *Driving *Bratty Kids
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
I am 56% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Your Love Type: INTP
The Thinker
In love, you are honest and serious about commitment.
For you, sex is something you think about and desire a lot of the time.
Overall, you are pure in your affection and feelings.
However, you tend to be suspicious and distrusting at times.
Best matches: ENTJ and ESTJ What's Your Love Type?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?
You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are 76% Intuitive
You are a very intuitive person. And luckily, your intuition is normally right.
You're wise enough to know that relying on intuition alone can be dangerous.
When your intuition seems really off, you tend to ignore it - and look at the facts instead. How Intuitive Are You?
You are 53% Taurus
How Taurus Are You?
Which George Michael are you?
You are the Patience George Michael. You are loyal and willing to defend for what you believe. You usually say what's on your mind and won't hold anything back, and that sometimes gets you into trouble. Your a nice, down-to-earth person, and you try not to be so hard on people.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


1) God - because I have so many questions I want answered!
2) Vincent D'Onofrio - So I could pinch his cheeks, even if he would hate me for saying that!
3) George W. Bush - So I could tell him I voted for the other guy - BOTH times!

NO TO THE WAR!!!!

My Blog

Random Thought of the Day

Mmmmm....Sugar Cookies!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Another Random Thought

Some of these celebrity message boards are alarming. The time and amount of hatred and negativity gossipmongers post on those boards is so sick and twisted. It's poisonous. It's toxic to yourself ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:05:00 GMT

Random Thought of the Day

Ever notice some people cruise through life without any struggle, getting everything to them while other people have to fight and claw for every little crumb?
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:02:00 GMT

A Big Thack on the Head to the Media

For obsessing about Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked up. She's not the first, she won't be the last. Move the hell on already.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:17:00 GMT

Pet Peeves of 2007

1. The exccessive media coverage of Britney Spears' parenting skills. Instead of picking on her, get her to a mental hospital, you hateful freaks. 2. The excessive media coverage of Paris Hilton. She...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:53:00 GMT

Things to do...AAAH!

1- Rewriting some songs that I started. I really hate doing this!2- Enrolled in an online Serbian and a Greek language study school. Real fun! (Sarcasm!)3- Listeing to German and French CDs to improve...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 19:07:00 GMT

Hmmm

I tried a sample of lotion called "Green Tea & Rice". Now it's all I can smell!
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 18:55:00 GMT

Law & Order : Criminal Intent Season 6 Final Goren Episode

After last night's episode (May 14), they should have just went ahead and canned the show.
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:36:00 GMT

A Few Rants...

Rant #1One-Sided ConversationsI hate having one-sided conversations with people. Meaning if I talk about apples, they don't just talk about oranges, they talk about bricks. Or they fixate on something...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 13:03:00 GMT

NBC cancelled Crossing Jordan

Bastards!
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:59:00 GMT