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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. - Bill Cosby
when power of love overcomes love of power....then the world will be at peace:..-Jimi Hendrix
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution. - George Carlin
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die. -Amelia Burr
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? -Jean Kurr
Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you love me? - Oscar Hammerstien II
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader
The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius. ~Rebecca Pepper Sinkler
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination. ~Sam Levenson
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

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i really hate mothers day!

Every mothers day since my mom died feels like a cruel joke..or a slap in the face. I miss her more than I could possibly put into words. It's been 3 years June 2nd. When she died I felt so horribly...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 18:53:00 GMT

have i lost myself?

I feel as though I have totally lost my sense of identity. If you were to ask me to describe myself the only way I would know how to respond is by saying that I amam a wife and a mother. I used to kn...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:55:00 GMT