Why do I bother sleeping? |
QOTD: "Let's face it. The gene pool needs a little chlorine." - Jimmy Carr Lastnight I dreamt I had a dog that tried to commit suicide. I actually told me in English that it thought all was hopeless a...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST |
Easily amused |
Today I realized that I know someone named Bonnie and someone named Clyde.
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST |
I’m alive |
QOTD: "Can I kiss you doctor?" - patient's wife "If I can punch you violently in the throat, then yes" - Stephen FryAlri...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:15:00 PST |
Everything’s just peachy |
Hey everyone!Well I'm sitting in my hotel room in Atlanta, GA after day one of my limited obstetrical ultrasound training with NIFLA. For those of you royally confused by this idea, I should update yo...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:41:00 PST |
Lots of coldness |
..> Our Friday night group, Rend the Heavens met at the Shymansky gingerbread house this weekend. And what a weekend! The four of us stayed up watching a Bobby Conners video on prophecy, which we...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST |
Songs about London that never were made...sadly |
Acton Baby Cheam (May Be the Face I Can't Forget) Do You Know Edgeware You're Going To? East Sheen She Lovely Harrow, I Love You (Won't You Tell Me Your Name) Esher Really Going Out With Him Hou...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST |
I feel the earth..move..under my feet |
3PM. I'm sitting upstairs on my bed, reading, minding my own business, when suddenly, there's a loud "Boom" and the house lurches as if something's just hit it. Immediately, the neighbor dog starts ba...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:32:00 PST |
Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom |
To say that freedom can exist without God is preposterous.
Imagine if the body were to say to itself, "I am enslaved! If only I didn't have all these bones forcing me into certain shapes and ma...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:45:00 PST |
My foreign dream about racial ethnic minorities |
My psyche is odd. But you all knew that already.I dreamed I was in a village in Estonia. A very Iowan looking village. This village was mostly known for its tourism due to its rich Native American her...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:54:00 PST |
I’m so HUNGRY |
Well I've officially started one of my new jobs as bookkeeper for Informed Choice of Iowa Corporation. So far, so good. And I'll even get a paycheck...first one since August.Youth group is....going. R...
Posted by Fatty McFattypants on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:33:00 PST |
