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From the rusted sheet metal streets of Milwaukee Wisonsin: the land of beer and cheese curds as pure and noble as Bolivian Cocaine. My family is an amazing and perfect blend of county fair carnie and liturgical saint. I Graduated from the University of Minnesota with a degree in Sociology/Urban Studies, Ebonix and Adult Film Entrepreneurismmmmm. Minneapolis is currently tupperware to the best friends I've ever had. I can make 20 minute brownies in 10, scale brick walls and crush ice with my bare hands. In my spare time I build suspension bridges out of chopsticks in my living room. I only sleep one hour a night, and I sleep in a chair. I duck, weave, dodge, roll and esteemed critics everywhere swoon over my extensive collection of courduroy evening-wear. I live by the timeless words of his lord and savior Easy-E: "Police on my Draws, I had to pause, 40 oz in my lap and it's freezin' my ballz." MyGen Profile Generator