If you hate New Jersey, it's because 1), You've lived there your whole life and never left, or 2), You've never lived there. I like to eat peanut butter straight out of the container and because I did it when I was little my brother can't stand the smell of peanut butter now. I really wish I could grow long hair again, but I can't stand taking care of it. Sleeves on dudes are hot. Hell, sleeves on girls are hot. I don't lie. I'd rather hurt people with the truth than lie to them. It's easier that way and you get more respect. I've learned in the recent past that I have the potential to punch someone who disrespects me. If I'm not getting what I pay for in my education, I do something about it. People say I look like Marissa Tomei. I hate pimped out profiles, and people with more than 500 friends and girls that look like they tried five rolls of film (five memory cards) before they got that perfect picture that makes them look like a whore. Playing the flute is my biggest passion in life. Playing with my dog is my second biggest. I am so goddamn SICK of condescending people. Get the fuck over yourself. Everything happens for a reason. I speak my mind. If i don't like you, you'll know it. Girls fart, shit, and burp, like the other half of the human population, get over it. I drink beer. I have always wondered if the carpets match the drapes, and I'm not afraid to ask a best friend's red-headed girlfriend. I miss high school marching band. I've driven cross country more than twelve times, but I still haven't been to the grand canyon. I hate when you're texting someone back and forth for a half an hour, and you call them and they don't answer. You KNOW they're holding their phone in their hand. The most I've ever paid for a concert ticket is $70.00 to see Muse in Philadelphia. I worked at a strip club as a cocktail waitress for 3 hours and then I quit. I LOVE FLEET WEEK. I love the song In Your Eyes. My right boob is bigger than my left one. If you randomly come up to me in a mall and ask if I've recently take a crap, you better have a wedding ring handy. I love living with a dude roommate, because we drink beer all the time. The Devils and the Yankees. My boyfriend's name is Sam and he's dedicated to teaching little kids how to play music. He loves his job, and the kids love him, and he's a damn good teacher. He's the best thing to happen to me in at least a year, if not more. I hate "profile songs," because I'm usually listening to ITunes while I'm online, and I don't want to listen to your shitty music anyway. I study with Gretchen Pusch and Keith Underwood while I'm home. Gretchen is my musical idol, my mentor, my big sister, everything I could want in a teacher. Jimmy Eat World can make me cry no matter where I am or what I'm doing. I hate Albuquerque shows because I hate 12 year old punks. My second home is the LaGuardia airport in Queens. I finally realized I can block bands from trying to add me as a friend. I know all of my friends list personally, that includes bands. Sometimes your best friends don't turn out to be who they used to. I'm more upset for them than I am for myself. I'm on the Facebook. I miss my mom like you wouldn't believe. I love my friends. I should be in Dove commercials since that's all I ever use for anything. I've had a lot of friends come and go in my life, but I'm grateful for each and every one of them. I promise myself, one day I WILL have more than $100.02 in my savings account. I also promise myself, one day, I WILL be able to charge $100.00 for students to study with me. Ultimately I will end up in New York City, back where I started. I don't give money to homeless people. Call me a bitch, but there are plenty of jobs out there. I know for a fact that a few of them aren't homeless, and they make extra cash pretending to be. I'm graduating in the summer of '07, and I finally get to leave this horrible state. I am not about to change myself to meet someone's requirement of "friends standards." I take requests of things to put in this paragraph.
I hope you have a lovely day-- unless you suck, then you can fuck off.
