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About Me

lets start off with the basics. so that those of you with the attention span of a 4 year old who actually opt to read this can atleast learn the simple stuff. my name is jackie, 21. living on the oh so lovely long island. 5'7". blonde hair. blue eyes. huge pessimist. extremely sarcastic. and i have a tendency of telling the truth. not one for sugarcoating anything. always ready for fun. partying. beach. hanging out with friends. playing poker. pool. drawing. going to the movies. shopping. wow! youre still reading this? congratulations you made it to the end. if you would like to hear more about the lovely life of me my s/n is b itterbutsweet85. brace yourself.

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My Interests

art.
movies.
hanging out with friends.
bars.
beach.
playing pool.
cursing like a trucker.
poker.
being a pain in the ass.
having a good time ALL the time.

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I'd like to meet:

i have already met too many people in this world. and my conclusion is that everyone is an idiot. whether its driving, education, or just everyday common sense youre an idiot one way or another. its just a matter of whether or not i can tolerate you.

no jesus freaks please.

people who know im fantastic. and want to be my slave.

Music:

american hi-fi.
brand new.
dashboard confessionals.
taking back sunday.
muse.
story of the year.
black eyed peas.
the bouncing souls.
jacks mannequin.
my chemical romance.
the fratellis.
plain white ts.
the loved ones.
caesars.
self against city.
death cab for cutie.
the early november.
fall out boy.
gorillaz.
gwen stefani.
hawthorne heights.
hellogoodbye.
bowling for soup.
jet.
the killers.
franz ferdinand.
linkin park.
jay z.
lit.
maroon five.
no doubt.
panic! at the disco.
save ferris.
something corporate.
the starting line.
story of the year.
gym class heroes.
motion city soundtrack.
sublime.
less than jake.
senses fail.
weezer.
the academy is.
yellowcard.

Movies:

white chicks.
anchorman.
old school.
waiting.
clerks one and two.
wedding crashers.
thank you for smoking.
any kind of comedy really. romance movies tend to make me gag.

Television:

ace of cakes.
nip/tuck.
the soup.
dirt.
hells kitchen.
the riches.
best week ever.
i love the 80's.
i love the 90's.
dog the bounty hunter.
do do do you have it? GUTS! ha.

weve already established that i watch crap.

Books:

ordinary people.

Heroes:

sooner or later they all turn out to be disappointments.

My Blog

my my thats a lovely shade of cunt youre wearing.

and for the best role as bullshit artist the award goes to you! my near and dear friend who can look me in right in the eye with water in hers and promise me that she wouldnt up and leave. that she wo...
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:59:00 PST

a 40 oz. to freedom is the only chance i have to feel good even though i feel bad.

im about to reveal something shocking if you geniuses havent already figured it out on your own. yes its true. im an angry person. in the past week i have had multiple people tell me and others agree ...
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:25:00 PST

hey you. yeah you. youre really starting to piss me off.

urgh its one of those days that i have so much to say but dont know how to say it and its pissing me off. i want to yell at everyone for their stupidity. thats it. from now on anytime anyone pisses me...
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

complain complain complain.

...but look at that i have the ability to get shit done. so sorry for relying on you in the first place.
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST

service with a smile.

im absolutely amazed at how retarded people can be when it comes to going out to a restaurant and ordering a meal. either the stupidity level has dropped to an all time low. or you are all a bunch of ...
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:26:00 PST

its not that hard. all the cool kids are doing it.

one day im going to come home and the garbage will be taken out to the curb already without me having to do it. and well right after that moment ill die. die of shock.
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:47:00 PST

my lungs are pink. my liver well thats another story.

margaritas. jello shots. and beer make for horrible decisions.
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

ladies and gentlemen jaclyn is not guilty.

ok kids. as most of you know its been over a year since i got my speeding ticket and for those that you dont know lets just say last cinco de mayo i was going at a speed of fast on the LIE. ...
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:10:00 PST

are you there god? its me jackie.

yeah i know im the least religious person out there. but even so there comes a time when you have just had enough of the shit. so instead of screaming along with your favorite song you scream ou...
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

not cool bra.

i hate paper thin walls. there i said it.
Posted by fuck you all very much. on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST