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About Me

Well, I'm getting married on September 19th. I never thought I would be that big of a fool, but, what can I say, I guess I finally found a woman worth marrying.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

that guy in the dark alley that no one else wants to meet. Or Ed McMahon.

My Blog

I need everyone’s address

Send it to my inbox.  Looks like a wedding is coming next year and if you want to be there(which, TRUST ME,  you do) send me your address.  If you don't, you won't get an invite.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:44:00 GMT

Wedding website/RSVP early

go to www.HuffmanWedding.com and RSVPearly. On the main page you will find a guestbook to RSVP. We have notyet sent out the invites. Even if you RSVP early, you will still get aninvitation, provided y...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:37:00 GMT

Sometimes battery should be legal

I can't help but picture if I were a judge and someone who was arrested for battery were standing before me.  The older I get, I start to realize that some people flat out just need their asses whoope...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:58:00 GMT

Now this is some funny shit.

Last Xmas, I posted a bulletin asking everyone if they got a Xmas card from George W. Bush, because I got one and it was postmarked from Crawford, TX and everything.  I couldn't figure out why.&n...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:14:00 GMT

a little public service announcement

So, we were fishing a few weeks ago and a water moccasin was in the water right in front of us.  Well, Angizzilla is afraid of snakes, so she wouldn't come fish by me with that in the water. ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:37:00 GMT

Things I learned working in a gas station.

I picked up a second part time job in a gas station and i learned some things. Well, apparently there are differences between black and white folks after all.  Did you know that.  . . . . al...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Just when you thought you have heard it all, they are trying to ban menthol cigarettes

I'm not making this up.  It's on the front page of the Chicago Tribune today.  These damn liberals are trying to make menthol cigarettes illegal.  Why? because they unfairly target blac...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:41:00 GMT

Only in Kankakee

We went down to the boat club to check the place out tonight, (the fourth of July) but left prior to the fireworks because we could give a shit less about it.  There were probably a dozen or so c...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:06:00 GMT

How does China have an economy?

Everyone knows that all Chinese people either turn into doctors, buffet workers, or nail doers, so, with that being a fact, who flips the burgers over there?Who sells insurance???Just a random thought...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:21:00 GMT

What Father’s Day means to me

Well, basically, nothing. But, I guess it's a good time for reflection.  My grandpa was the greatest man who ever lived.  I'm sure everyone thinks that, but, it's good to know that I'm right...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT