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Cali Lynn

I've just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn't seem like that big a d

About Me

TRUE MASSHOLE, EX REDBULL ADDICT, SARCASTIC BIATCH, "HOLLYWOOD", HUGE NERD YET I STILL MANAGE TO BE O SOOO SPECIAL!...words just can't describe me...ONE OF A KIND!You are officially a LAPATER when the following makes sense(sorry y'all its exclusive)... "Don't worry hun, we can't help the fact that us LAPATERS are WAY TOO FABULOUS...most people just can't handle it","Target Bathroom",Hobbies= DRINKING; I don't consider it alcoholism...I feel like we are genetically predisposed to know how to have a "good time" aka get CRUNK,MIND YA OWN,CHEDDAS,Relationships...A,B,M chicas need I say more,OVER IT,HEY BITCH (at every person who walked by the balcony, with one sandal on, piss ass drunk, now thats talent),Knowing how to work the "club" $$,COLD,HARD, PLASTIC (

My Interests


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NYC w/ the Stepher's and Momz, NOT SHOPPING, trying to get my lame ass acting career off the ground, na just keepin it real workin from the ground up, snowboarding...can't wait to do it up (don't think I'll get to it this yr, straight bummin)...actually pretty much any sport, 4-wheeling,snowmobiling,jet-skis...wish I had one (I guess that would require a place to use it first?) Did I mention shopping? because if I did shoot me please.
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I'd like to meet:

The "man of my dreams"...umm did you even need to ask?

Music:

RELIENT K...WAY TOO FABULOUS! Hinder, Drake Bell, American Hi-Fi, Disturbed, The Fray, The Killers, Something Corporate, All American Rejects, Taking Back Sunday, Fallout Boy, Dash Board Confessional, Starting Line, Three Days Grace, Sum 41, and Panic! at the Disco are my obsessions now. I am also a true 80's fan, so pretty much anything from the 80's too. Def not into the whole hardcore rap thing I actually like to decipher what the words in the song are.

Movies:

GOODWILL HUNTING,SWEET HOME ALABAMA,HONEY, STEP UP,Friday Night Lights,Fight Club, Seasons 1,2,and 3 of Family Guy, Summer Catch, Pretty Woman, The Family Stone, Cross Roads, The Sweetest Thing, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and Rumor Has It.

Television:

Whatever is the least obnoxious at the time...not a big fan.

Books:

Ok I am going to disregard this whole book section to talk about the fact that I have like "ESPN or something"...hmmmm I have this uncanny ability to predict the future, actually I just call it KARMA; you can't hide from it. Act like an ASS/BITCH/LIAR...one day it is gonna come back and hit you; hit you hard. (I hate to say it but to a not so special someone...I TOLD YOU SO! You got yours biatch.)

Heroes:

Ok I know this is super cheddary...but my "fam-fam". All of 'em gunnin for me back on the East Coast. Lotta of 'em gave me a lot to get here, and continue to support me each in their own way. Pickin me up even when I am just not feeling it. LUCKY