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YOU ARE LISTENING TO: KILLSWITCH ENGAGE - HOLY DIVERHOME | ADD | MAIL | SPEAK | PHOTOS | BLOCKI felt like starting a new chapter...
Sometimes just one thing can happen to make your whole outlook on life do a one-eighty and send you reeling off in a completely different direction. Which is what's happened...
So here's the new run down: I'm Jo [or Jojo], I dye my hair purple and get inked. I want to go to Huntington Beach, CA and I will, because I'll regret it if I don't!
My boyfriend Dan is fucking amazing, my dog is the cutest dog you'll ever see, my mum is a fruitcake (but in the best possible way!)
I drink Jagermeister and Amaretto, I love to read and I can fuck about on photoshop for hours! I play guitar, steal five pence pieces and drive the world's crappest, but happiest, car!
I have six tattoos, most of them Avenged Sevenfold related and I have my lip and nose pierced. I live with two of the coolest people I know and we get drunk way too regularly!!
Want more? Ask... I'm mellowing, it's quite disgusting :)Although I love them dearly, it's fair to say that my life doesn't revolve around Avenged Sevenfold anymore.
This band dragged me out of some seriously deep holes in the past. Their music continues to inspire me and their live performances will never fail to amaze me, but there's more to me that this these days.
The five guys from Huntington Beach will always be heroes of mine, but there are some more people who deserve to be added to this list...
Okay so technically this is a fictional character, but I'm throwing him in anyway. When I was little, I always thought if I was in trouble that Bumblebee would come and save me. The new Transformers movies have only served to increase that belief. He's small, but brave and will always protect you. Sometimes I wish he did exist...
These guys have had somewhat of a rebirth. I was never allowed to watch Dirty Sanchez, because the person who's tv I could watch is on despised it so completely that it was banned from his house. Fortunately, someone amazing (aka. Fraggle) has been reminding me just how fucking epic these guys are - not to mention disgusting!
If you've never seen it before, I suggest you get on it...
Finally, and most importantly, the biggest hero in my life - my Nana.
This woman is the biggest inspiration to me, not because she's done anything great. She didn't invent anything, she's not famous for climbing mountains or bringing down empires. She just loved me for who I am, despite all the shit I constantly get myself into.
If I've ever disappointed her she never showed it (unlike my mum) and she's proud of me, even for the little things I do.
When she's happy, I'm happy. That's how it works and if you or anyone else was to make her unhappy, I'd come down on you like a ton of shit! FACT!I do like to ramble on about the sublime and the ridiculous...
Think you could survive inside my head?
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[one] [two] [three] [four]Nothing makes me happier than being at a gig, feeling your stomach thud with the beat of the bass drum, the heat and crush of the crowd. If I had the money, I'd see a different band every day!
These are the bands I've seen to date..
♥ AVENGED SEVENFOLD x3 ♥
SLIPKNOT x2
LIMP BIZKIT
METALLICA
MACHINEHEAD x3
DRAGONFORCE x3
BLEEDING THROUGH x2
PAPA ROACH x3
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
WITHIN TEMPTATION
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
DEFTONES
DEVILDRIVER
LACUNA COIL
PENDULUM
IRON MAIDEN
FIGHTSTAR
BILLY TALENT
MARILYN MANSON x2
STAIND
COHEED & CAMBRIA
BLACK TIDE x2
30 SECONDS TO MARS
TOOL
KORN x2
TRIVIUM
SHADOWS FALL
ARCH ENEMY
STONE SOUR
MASTODON
LAMB OF GOD
PARAMORE
IN FLAMES
CHIMAIRA
EXIT TEN
SKINDRED
A.O.T.A x2
THE LEVELLERS
STEREOPHONICS

One more festival to go, although I may be hitting Leeds to witness the mighty Deftones again... Sonisphere kind of disappoints me, because Avenged are headlining the second stage while some awesome bands like Nine Inch Nails and Machine Head are on the main. I won't abandon them though... nuh uh!

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Wotcher! I'm back! Well technically I've been back since Sunday night, but everything's been a bit mental since then so I've not had time to post. This post has the potential to be a bit massive, so I...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:32:00 GMT

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Ah... one week to go until Download. I'm officially excited, even though (typically) the tickets are nowhere to be seen! This always happens, I shall set my mum on the postman like a well trained dobe...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:43:00 GMT

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Why is it, that if I have money, my decision always comes down to the same two options?Food vs. Cigarettes.Granted, if I wanted to I could buy both, but I only have £5.50 which could buy me twenty Lam...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 06:06:00 GMT

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If I want anything to eat, then I have to get up off the sofa and get dressed. Sounds tricky to me...The chip shop calls.
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 04:09:00 GMT