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Cullen

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Why I Hate Venezuela

This report comes from the AP. A Venezuelan TV channel has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: "Baywatch Hawaii." Televen TV station spoke...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Audio Transcript of the Star Wars Holiday Special Writing Session

http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com The Star Wars Holiday Special is something of a legend among the Star Wars community. For years fans have searched to find their own copies of this mythic piece o...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:20:00 GMT

Why I Hate Fort Wayne

This movie is not playing.   But this movie is.    Fuck you Fort Wayne. You won't be missed
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:37:00 GMT

Fortune Cookie Friday: Fortune with a Vengence

I'm not going to set this up. I'm just going to get right into it. Fortune cookies = fortune. If you get anything else then the company making the cookies isn't making good on their end of the deal.Le...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 15:17:00 GMT

A Look Inside the Transformers Session

The live action version of Transformers has finally come to the big screen, and to the delight of many it is a hit.  However, like all movies the road to the finished product can be difficult. Th...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:56:00 GMT

Do You Believe in Magic?

Today we visit a doctor's office from many years ago.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:59:00 GMT

My Days with Branson's Two-Time Comedian of the Year

As some of you may or may not know, I spent a number of years writing jokes for the Russian comedian, Yakov Smirnoff. Of course I had never been to the Soviet Union, and all of my knowledge of his hom...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:14:00 GMT

Celebrity Interview: Burt Reynolds

In case you couldn't have guessed it from the title, this is my interview with Burt Reynolds. Traffic on this site has been a little slow recently, so I thought a celebrity interview might bring up th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard!

Today is Vince Vaughn's birthday. He is 37 years awesome. To celebrate this I present my two favorite parts of Old School.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:27:00 GMT

The Lips of an Angel are for Creeps

Last night I was out at karaoke and someone started to sing Lips of an Angel. If you haven't heard it, let me clue you in. It's about two selfish people that can't stop living in the past. Don't ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:51:00 GMT