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ramrod

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm a night head hunter looking for some head.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

big breasted women, robots, bob saget, and...

Music:

the cramps, head automatica, nico, the girls, le tigre, the rapture, peaches, cursive, my morning jacket, the flaming lips, q and not u, broken social scene, the faint, the thermals, thunderbirds are now!, me without you, junior senior, the daughters, at the drive in, depeche mode, pixies, miss kitten, hopesfall, owen, norma jean, saetia, runaways, the yeah yeah yeahs, rancid, postal service, deathcab for cutie, say anything, the blood brothers, fischerspooner, enon, glassjaw, the gossip, ladytron, mindless self indulgence, the queers, the butchies, the cure, portishead, pretty girls make graves, pedro the lion, minus the bear, modest mouse, the liars, i hate myself, why?, hot hot heat, and hymie's basement.

Movies:

the princess and the warrior, harold and maude, the royal tenenbaums, the life aquatic, ghost world, the rules of attraction, chaplin, amelie, napoleon dynamite, valley of the dolls, session 9, and mulholland drive.

Television:

family guy, quantum leap, the girls next door, roeseanne, the x files, little house on the prairie, cowboy bebop, the history channel, and what not to wear.

Books:

slaughterhouse five, henderson the rain king, the picture of dorian gray, streetcar named desire, god bless you, dr. kavorkian, the catcher in the rye, dandelion wine, and the mysterious stranger and other stories.

My Blog

men are from URANUS

i must really suck to ruin something that's only ever brought me happiness.
Posted by ramrod on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:33:00 PST

hooray for boobies!!!

i'm going to see the corpse bride with jono tomorrow.  my birthday's coming up.  buy me stuff, and be nice to me.
Posted by ramrod on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:36:00 PST

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you know what i need? a fucking heart transplant. that'd be nice.
Posted by ramrod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST