Juanita la Ranita. She may look like a child molester, but don't worry, she's not. I think...just to be sure, keep children away. Well...I swear she's obsessed with Billy. If she sees a picture she'll drop to her knees and be like "Omfg Billy!!" Aahh then she starts crying. It's pretty funny to watch. I'm kidding. No I'm not. She doesn't believe me that aliens are vegetarians. She thinks I'm stupid cuz I like to dance to every song i hear or make up. Well, anyway, her dog's name is Shorty, but i think Juanita is shorter. lol XD Juanita is kind of a jagger cuz she says alot of Spanish profanity. :O I'm her lover and Maria is her fan...I have more power than Maria cuz she's just a fan MUAHAHAHA!! Save me from the nothing I've become..Briiiiiinggg meeeeee tooo liiifeee!! Lol yes, Evanescence. Juanita likes to blog about her feelings. She's a partyer but doesn't party. She dances like a white girl but it's cute :D [I'm just saying that so she won't hit me....] OH!! Me & Darrell made cupcakes and didn't give her any...shhhhh don't tell her!!! She'll hit ME!! :'[ Lol she's a ramen souper. She even SMELLS like soup. Hey remember when I got chased by your dog Juanita? Lol it jumped out the window and chased me in front of the yard while I screamed like a sissy girl. XD Ohhh I remember when me and Juanita were doing community hours and it was FREEZING but we walked to Bingo afterward to buy ice cream and our hands were numb and purple but we enjoyed that ice cream!! :D Yuuuppp, Juanita is one of my best friends, if not, then the only best friend I have. She's like the only one who hasn't done anything bad to me :] I love her cuz nobody can be weird like us together. She's like a sister I never wanted XD lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jk Well yeah, you should be her friend if you want someone to yell at you for killing spiders!!
-Brenda♥
