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Sizzle

I can't I have to be doing... anything else...

About Me

Im a 22 year old guy. I like girls, sports, going to the gym, hangin out, and selling Xerox copiers. Oooo Im very important....

My Interests

Women, Jets, Yankees, Rangers, and Opie and Anthony

I'd like to meet:


Music:

DMB, Eminem, STP, Velvet Revolver, Common, Howie Day, Doors, U2, The Who, Zepplin, Killswitch Engage, goo goo dolls, Red hot chilli peppers, 311, the killers, tool, Kanye West, Foo Fighters,Muse The roots, Gorillaz, Neil Young, Radiohead, metallica, The Beatles, System of a Down, Counting Crows, Stone Temple Pilots, Greenday

Movies:

Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Halfbaked, Team America, THe Last Samuri, The shinning, Godfather 1, 2, Goodfellas, the Big Lebowski, Bio-Dome... I mean uhhhhh Terminator... yeah thats it, South Park, High Fidelity, Sin City, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Blade, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Swingers, Made, Arlington Road, Mystic River, JFK, Saving Private Ryan, King Kong, Raging Bull, Lord of War, Hostel, Beerfest, Hostage, Airplane!, Blazing Saddles, Clerks, Syrianna, Casino, Taxi driver, The King of Comedy...

Television:

Family Guy, 24, South Park, Boston Legal, Rescue Me, House, American Dad, Sopranos, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, Curb your Enthusiasm

Books:

Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, The Shinning, Longitudes and Attitudes, The Bronx is Burning!, The World is Flat

Heroes:

Darryl Strawberry, Steve Howe, Randy Savage, Bill Clinton, Basically anyone who cheats to win and is still loved.

My Blog

Last blog ever

Ok, im making my last blog ever.  So here are my final thoughts on the world.   -Boston is a useless city surrounded by a useless state which is located in an area of the country which has n...
Posted by Sizzle on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:50:00 PST

I don't like Muslim people

Hey THis is gonna be a little quicky... like a man coming in for a qviky, i feel so un... saaeeetisfied.  Anyway, enough with rounders quotes, first things first, Obama is running for President. ...
Posted by Sizzle on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

New Years Balls... neheheheh balls

Wow, i haven't done a blog entry in about 2 months... and the world is still moving on without me, I'm in shock. Well, since it is new years, and as per usual I've decided (and by decided I mean out o...
Posted by Sizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

politics makes everyone hate me

So the democrats finally were able to win in the easiest situation ever made.  Im very happy, don't get me wrong, but its like beating a retarded monkey in a basketball game... yeah you won, but ...
Posted by Sizzle on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

Midterm elections = happy time

Firstly, before i get into my political nonsense, go see Borat.  Unbelievably funny movie from start to end.    Ok, now onto the elections that only I and 15 other people care abou...
Posted by Sizzle on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

Previous Blog statement

Ok.... so... last blog i made a list of people who shouldnt be yankees anymore. I listed Corey Lidle... and now Im sure everyones heard what happened to him, so Id just like to say of the list i made,...
Posted by Sizzle on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:04:00 PST

2006 edition of: People who must never again wear the New York Yankees Pinstripes

Fucking hell... I really am shocked that I have to make yet another list of people that need to get the fuck out of new york and preferably get aids and die.Starting with pitchers:1. Randy Johnson- It...
Posted by Sizzle on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

My ass is happy?

        Ok.... the summer is pretty much over and it was cool, but now its time for one of my favorite times of the year.  It is right around this September and Oc...
Posted by Sizzle on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

Mel Gibson, Job Hunting, and funions.

First of all, Mel Gibson suuuuuuuucks.  I can't believe there is even a remote minority that is backing him up. I guess we should just call those people dirty ignorant racists.  I for one, a...
Posted by Sizzle on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:42:00 PST

Top 25 Comedic films of all time!

After watching some of bravo's top comedy movies of all time, ive been so frustrated that ive come up with my top 25 comedy movies...25. 40 Year old Virgin- Steve Carrel... hillarious24. South Park: B...
Posted by Sizzle on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:04:00 PST