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Love to cook, rarely have the time * Hate to dust, need to make the time * Captain and Coke, Corona, Balvenie * Answers to standard questions - Boxers, Maryann, All of the above * I try to read a little each night, even if what I'm reading is nothing more than brain candy * I miss the old Trans Ams, Firebirds, and GTAs * The Axe commercial where the guy is on the island, and women come charging by land, sea, and air? The best commercial everI don't need the Viagra, you can stop sending the emails * If it's dorky, I've probably done it at some point in my life * I don't watch reality TV. At all. No, not even (fill in the blank) * Remember the good old days when you would call customer service and get a person, not a machine? * No, I don't want to join your 'Bitchin' Bachelors' Myspace group or visit your 'Secret Fantasies' web site * Extrovert, except where women are concerned. I'll make eye contact across the bar all night long, then spend the next three days kicking myself for not going up and talking
Remember the good old days, when you would call customer service and get a machine, not some guy in India named 'Bob'? * I dance exactly like you'd expect a tall, gooney white boy to dance * Yes, I know I need to quit smoking. Thank you for pointing that out * Why is it that the Sabres and the Bills can't be decent at the same time? They can't even be mediocre at the same time. One of them always has to suck * I fully understand that a vibrator can not buy jewelry * Regardless what you think, you do not have cute feet * Friends are people who know your faults, and like you anyway.