Loki Steele

Loki Steele is not a real name. So before you email asking what it means so you can name your inbred, tainted hell spawn after me, think twice, hit yourself, then have another thought preferably about suicide or something around that theme.Don't get me wrong, i KNOW it's a great name, that's why it's mine! That's right, by 'not real', i mean non-existent.... to you. I can already see you rubbing yourself (cock in hand) against the screen at the mere thought of having this god send of a title.Tough shit, go punch a big issue salesman. You mean nothing to me.Popped out the cervix labelled the 'Angel of Death', nurse's thought the name 'Loki' was perhaps too distressing or uncouth for untainted ears. One nurse thought perhaps the greek terminology of 'God of Jest' would remedy naysayers. This was the first of many nurses (for reasons unknown, ...back talking probably a factor) to catch the almighty backhand of justice. After picking up her cheek bone from the otherside of the room, the name Jonathan Steele was decided (NB: she has not been seen since, reasons unknown..). Blessing this earth for 21 years, turning expecting mothers pro choice with my mere existence i'm out to get what's due to me...your ears.The forever excitable penmanship craft has been thrust upon me like so many ladies of night s.t.d bingo sessions. For a few years now i have been rapping with co-lyracist Ill-litterate, Beatboxer Lacey (reasons unknown...), and DJ's Jacob Cee and Spinz. 'The Scribes' as this so called hip hop group is named is the epitome of a 'live show', this is how your ears will become my obediant allowing the shrewdest nun to "throw her pussay on tha' flo" if need be (admitedly not my own lyrics). I call The scribes a so called hip hop group as nobody, no matter how obviously goth they are, likes to be labelled. I wear the label of hip hop with pride, as such i have it tatooed on my penis, it says hi when erect.