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Ms. Sarah Jane

...with the grace of a drunken monk.

About Me

Sarahs are known to be semi-perky, rocker-esque, corset-wearing, cartoon-watching, chocolate-consuming...uh... things. While seemingly friendly, they are easily startled, and will not hesitate to bite, scratch, maul, and/or devour the nearest object when frightened. Approach slowly and with caution. Offering a brownie never hurts. Restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required, colors may vary, offer good while supplies last, 2 AA batteries not included.pits

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My Interests

penguins, books, music, dance, painting, making kung-fu movies on the top of roofs, computers, photography, psychology, marshmallow peeps, dancing around the kitchen while I cook, watching Bernie spar with people, chinese food, getting random piercings, pillows, milkshakes
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I'd like to meet:

Art Fry and Spencer Silver. Because they are cooler than thou. And those are some pretty awesome names.

Music:

Music = good stuff. Except country.

Movies:

I apparantly don't watch enough movies. Recommendations/orders?

Television:

Reality television rots the brain.This has been a public service announcement.Other than that, the history channel and the discovery channel rock!!! As does Lost, Family Guy, nip/tuck, The grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, ATHF, Futurama and the Boondocks.Man...I'm never going to grow up.

Books:

I dig books.

Heroes:

First and foremost-my mother. She sacrificed so much just so I could have the possibility of having a normal life. She was the most selfless, generous, warm-hearted woman I have ever known and I strive to be more like her every day. Next is my Aunt Jane because she flew down from the north to save me even when she wasn't really that close to me. I still feel guilty about that sometimes, but its okay because now we're inseperable. My Aunt Toni for being so strong in every situation but maintaining a gentle heart.

My Blog

I hate///

Ingrown toenails (ouchie)Sleeping twenty minutes all night (drowsy)Doing other people's laundry (nasty)Feeling like I've got a craving for food, but can't put my finger on what it is I want (frustrati...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

Dead Rising

Nothing helps to combat a kidney infection better than cutting zombies in two with a chainsaw. Seriously...my doctor told me so =^^= I hate having kidney issues...I've drank over a gallon of water tod...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

Offensive?

Yes...it is.  And I don't give a damn.     http://www.thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648.0.wom an_tricked_into_sex_by_*****_cream_treatment.php   Now...the question is who ...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

I'm a quote machine.

While trying to drink a Wendy's frosty through a straw... "God...This is like training for a Vietnamese hooker."   Last night was awesome.  'nuff said.   No....wait...not 'nuff said.&nb...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Mike Battery

One of the oddest feelings I've ever had...HappySadExcitedDreadfulAwkaward....yeah   http://www.timesfreepress.com/absolutenm/templates/local.asp x?articleid=14221&zoneid=77   http://www....
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST

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On top of all of that *points down* my body hates me and decides now would not only be a great time for my period to start, but I'm fighting off a kidney infection too.  This is the first one I'v...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

Ever?

Ever want to scream and throw something and empty your bank account to run away to Hawaii by yourself? Or punch through the computer screen you've been staring at for hours? Or tell someone what ...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

There are two types of people in the world...

Those who suffer through a wobbly table at Cafe mi aroma while they are trying to eat and talk about stupid soap opera bullshit, and those who fix it while cursing and shooting dirty looks at the tabl...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST

Pretty sure I've said this before....

So this is just a reminder. I would rather you tell me the truth, something I might be disappointed to hear, than lie to me.  It is an issue of dissappointing me vs. me walking away.  But, I...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:32:00 PST

As much explanation as you'll get...

Sex without Love How do they do it, the ones who make lovewithout love?  Beautiful as dancers,gliding over each other like ice-skatersover the ice, fingers hookedinside each other's bodies, faces...
Posted by Ms. Sarah Jane on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST