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Brad Whitley

About Me

Rocking "The Whitley" for Dummies:
"A Guide For The Rest of Us"
-Josh Rifkin

Step one: Make the "hardcore" sign by making a fist and raising your pinky and index fingers.

Step 2: While maintaining the "Hardcore Sign" (see step one). Raise your Middle finger as if you were flipping off somone who cut you off on the highway. 495 for example. As if to say " this is hard core and fuck you at the same time buddy!"

Steps 3-5: Throw it up, pull it in tight, and slam it down!

Step 6: Rock out like it's 1981!

Congratulations! You are no longer a "dummie"! Please remember to pass on the information you have learned to anyone and everyone! Drop it like it's hot!

*We don't know where that's from, we just wanted this to look official.

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Member Since: 14/01/2005
Band Website: www.sonicbids.com/bradwhitley
Influences: The Push Stars/ Chris Trapper, Simon and Garfunkle/ Paul Simon, Fleetwood Mac, Butch Walker, Joey Eppard, Barenaked Ladies, Guster, Jimmy Eat World, Luda', Matt Nathanson, Digital Underground
Sounds Like: A pervert with a guitar and a good vocabulary
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I love my own arrogance...so should you!

NEW FACEBOOK GROUP "Im willing to bet less than ten people want to see Brad become famous" Join it, discuss me, post pics of me, tell your friends about me Be on the lookout for juniorbeamer.com Im go...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:33:00 GMT

Somebody Beat me to the punch

Effing' A.  Heres the deal...I was going to write a book, and it was going to be good...real good.  It was going to be filled with all sorts of clever little sayings, witty anecdotes, amusin...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:53:00 GMT

Something wicked this way comes...

Something crazy is going down in the murky depths that is 109 Sheldon St. Foul things are abrew that will probably change the future of mankind...for the better, I guess. Beware, fools...Junior Beam...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:26:00 GMT

To Quote Enuff Z' Nuff: Get High on a new thing

Unfortunately, due to a family emergency, I will not be in CT tonight with Josh Rifkin.  However, you should still go because He, John Taglieri, Dan Vaughan and Robert Matarazzo will be blowing t...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:21:00 GMT

Honestly, Im just shocked I havent puked this week

Three truth's Ive learned this week:1) ACC Basketball '06 sucks 2) Supergrass are the shit3) Hangovers suck4) I havent learned to count...but the occasional bender does wonders for one's stomach&...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:12:00 GMT

On Stars and buckles

I have a new belt buckle.  It opens beer bottles.  I have a new phone.  It takes pictures on a low-resolution screen.  I took a picture of my new belt buckle with my camera.  ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 06:14:00 GMT

Ronery and sadry Arone

You watch this movie and realize its great.  You pound about 10 beers and watch it and realize its sheer genius.
Posted by on Sun, 29 May 2005 13:00:00 GMT

UMD class of '05

Yay: The loft for letting me play and having a pretty good drink special on Sunday nights Boo: The loft for failing to provide big-ass drafts that dont have the inch-thick bottom of the glass fall ou...
Posted by on Mon, 23 May 2005 07:13:00 GMT

Zoo

MONKEYS JACKING OFF IS THE FUNNIEST G.D'd THING EVER!
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 09:17:00 GMT

Push Stars Live 4/8/05

This is going to be the greatest live album EVER! I can feel it. Full band version of Wild Irish Rose, 2 new songs, and a live version of Boston Girls. Everyone should see them in Philly in the 16th...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 06:54:00 GMT