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Brian

relativistic

About Me

I like playing devil's advocate...not the pinball game.. Then I started getting high all the time. I weighed 500 pounds. I was washing my dishes in the bathtub. But then a good friend of mine turned me onto Power Marketing and gave me a new brain.

My Interests

early Titté Brothers, the utter awesomeness of astronauts, music, history, reading, discussion, the works..

I'd like to meet:

(not Bender) John the Baptist, Joe Strummer, Neil Armstrong, whoever, no robots, or anyone descended from Robert the Bruce, unless you're cool.

Music:

Beatles, Stones, Lips, what do you want to hear? It's not even really worth having. Let's just say a healthy mix of good stuff and novelty shit in the vein of Venga Boys.

Movies:

Royal Tenenbaums, Goodbye Lenin!,Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Bloody Sunday, Downfall, 2001, Akira, Indiana Jones, Good Night & Good Luck, Dr Strangelove, It's All Gone Pete Tong, The Man Who Fell to Earth, I Heart Huckabees, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, ET, Master and Commander, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lord of the Rings, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Big Fish, Star Wars, the Truman Show, and all that other shit.

Television:

Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Mr Show, Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Futurama, Most Law or Orders, the Colbert Report, the Twilight Zone, Venture Bros., UCB, Strangers with Candy, The Office, Dragnet, Undergrads, you get the picture. Also, Kid Nation

Books:

Libra, Lamb, All the King's Men, Slaughterhouse 5/Sirens of Titan/anything Vonnegut, The Divine Invasion, Childhood's End, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, the Right Stuff, Trainspotting, the Last Temptation of Christ, Lord of the Rings, Survivor, the Longest Day, and lots of Dick.

Heroes:

Valery Sablin: the man who inspired the Hunt for Red October, Martin Luther, Spartacus, Joe Strummer, Yuri Gagarin, Thomas Jefferson.

My Blog

No Surprises

I was looking forward to this summer so much, when I thought about it during the winter. That was probably the first time that's ever happened to me. But not in a "there's snow in my boots!" kind of...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST

writing tally marks on the wall in my own feces

Hm I just noticed that you can change the time that you "write" these things. This will be handy when I establish my horrific police state. I've been sitting in more or less the same spot for 2 days...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

I'm kind of a big deal.

I was just thinking about the Sound of Music, because that's the kind of crap I think about when I'm hungover. I think that stuff like "Fernando" and "Edelweiss" really keep my heterosexuality intact...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST