The Karaoke Report: And I Saw an Angel Come Down Unto Me! |
JUST WHAT I NEEDED / The CarsBUTTERFLY / Crazy Town7 / Prince and the New Power GenerationOther than karaoke superstardom, I had one goal last night: complete obliteration. Being a very goal-oriented ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:08:00 GMT |
From My Washington Correspondent |
I saw a headline that said "Pregnant Woman Killed, Fetus Cut From Womb"And my immediate response was a casual, "Oh, I *hate* when that happens."
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:06:00 GMT |
Odwalla vs. Naked: The Secret Organic Grudge Match |
Which brand is owned by Coca-Cola and which brand is owned by Pepsi?
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:19:00 GMT |
Stop! |
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:43:00 GMT |
Tidings of Comfort and Joy, Comfort and Joy |
I have been known to push the envelope in terms of pushing back the date on which I exchange Christmas gifts, but I'll be honest with you: when I was packing up my closet and came across two meticulou...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:46:00 GMT |
The Karaoke Report: It's Elusive, Call It Glitter! |
HELLO STRANGER / Barbara LewisOH DIANE / Fleetwood MacVIVA LA VIDA / ColdplaySUMMER NIGHT CITY / ABBALET THE MUSIC PLAY / Shannon First things first: I found a silk shirt at the thrift store and had i...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:04:00 GMT |
A Special Message from Victoria Jackson |
I woke up in the middle of the night and realized the trick. You see, evil doesn't just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so you'll let it in. It tricks you.Social Security and Medicare ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:05:00 GMT |
Flashback Weekend: One Last Look Around the House Before We Go |
...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:22:00 GMT |
The Karaoke Report: Lord Have Mercy! |
MY SHOES KEEP WALKING BACK TO YOU / Ray PriceDOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS / Billy Joe RoyalWalking to work, I noticed that Champions -- the dive bar basically beneath me -- had a small notice in the window a...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:04:00 GMT |
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CHEF EARL POTATO SALAD |
BACON BLEU POTATO SALAD, specifically.Five minutes after I saw this product on the shelf, it had been paid for, opened, and fully inhaled.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:00:00 GMT |
