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garo

About Me

I smell so good that Klan members would punch each others dicks off just to spoon with me.

My Interests

guitars, loud amps, falling off of skateboards, exfoliating, drunken arm wrestling, proper ear hygine, kite flying, aging, haiku.

I'd like to meet:

Nope. All out of fresh meet.

Music:

drive like jehu, two ton boa (thanks jen), cannibal ox, jeff buckley, anti pop consortium, barkmarket, mad professor, bad brains, neurosis, ned, oma yang, drunk horse, harold ray live, the thrones, public enemy, lower 48, broken social scene, quasimoto, bread, pixies, El-P, cave-in, edan, big star, fugazi, nation of ulysses, jem and the holograms, yeah yeah yeah's, karp, prince rogers nelson, headband fred, blonde redhead, garden variety, shiner, thingy, the vice, hot snakes, rodan, nirvana, the fucking champs, gris gris, citizens here and abroad, pidgon, sinombre, mastodon, top brown, rodan, pocket hotties.

Movies:

usual suspects, stripes, naked gun (or anything else starring leslie nielson), reqium for a dream, harold and maude, magnum anus, fight club, american splendor.

Television:

I just watch DVD's of shit I should have seen 3 years ago.

Books:

me talk pretty one day, lullabye, bone pallace ballet, mutant message from down under, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, choke, ragtime, the metamorphasis, the prophet, play the piano like a percussion instrument until the fingers bleed a bit, lilyth's brood

Heroes:

Anyone who can truly explain to me why I should give a fuck about Pet Sounds.

My Blog

This is why I don't work at the Stork anymore...

The last night that I worked at the Stork, Leeland (the doorguy, who happens to also be Black) Wes (the owner) and I were closing the bar. Leeland went towards the front door to close the gate and the...
Posted by garo on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:02:00 PST

Dear Gus Van Sant...

Dear Gus Van Sant, I just watched your movie "Elephant". Boy, you fucked up. That was the most boring piece of antelope crap that I have ever experienced. It was like having a magnifying glass...
Posted by garo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST