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Wayne

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm back looking for the one woman who will make me happy and will enjoy life with me.I play wallyball every tuesday at silver lakes CC, also looking for some guys to join our group ( will also take athletic women --- but we are typical guys...)
Love is worth, fighting for... As long as is sane and has all of her teeth. Ok, teeth are not all that important....
. .Love watching my BEARS at Coach's Corner in the winter.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wayne
Birthday: Feb 17
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Oak Lawn
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gym
Your Weakness: Procrastination
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: not sure
Thoughts First Waking Up: how much more sleep can I get
Your Best Physical Feature: butt
Your Bedtime: 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: my dad
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee - black
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: only when I have to scare cats away...
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that.. have the T-Shirt
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: no one better
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:' enough to water grass
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no way
Ever been Drunk: not for years
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in the arms of a beautiful woman
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: do I have to grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5-5
Weight: avg
Best Clothing Style: victoria's secret
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: very few

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman who loves to smile and laugh with me. Who laughs even when I tell a stupid joke. (can be often, since I'm not a story teller). Someone who enjoys me in her life but doesn't need me in it every minute. An independent, smart, confident Lady. A woman who likes to be feminine and treated like a Lady. An outgoing person who enjoys a wide range of activities -- from sports, movies, walks, hanging out somewhere, to cuddling -- to spending the DAY sleeping in (Wink. )

My Blog

Remember the Fruit Cake Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWnuqlrrTAThis is in remembrance to the fruit cake lady.........
Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:33:00 GMT

Hoopsandyoyo- Too cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Ok-ENnqnQ
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:49:00 GMT

K Doc Wayne

K Guys&.  Youve been asking when! The website will be up shortly. Advice from Doc Wayne on..Food, Culinary, Dating, Relationships, EXs, Wine selections, Family, Kids, Philosophy, Life, Pets, Sex, .. ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:45:00 GMT

Philosophy

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom.  What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cann...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:05:00 GMT

My last few Affairs..... I’m Sorry

The 1st AffairA married man was having an affairwith his secretary.One day they went to her placeand made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleepand woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressedand...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:19:00 GMT

Am I Gay? A Self Examination for Men

Am I Gay? A Self Examination for Men1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your f...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:09:00 GMT

A little girls first job

..TR> ..TR> A 5 year old's first job...Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bondformed between a little 5-year-old girl and someconstruction workers that will make you believethat we ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:02:00 GMT

When Woman dont put out!!!!!

When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. An...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Some things to know about my last Sex partner....

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.- When she wa...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:07:00 GMT

Obsessions

..TR> PsychiatristA psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with fouryoung mothers and their small childre n.'You all have obsessions,' he observed.To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'Y...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:15:00 GMT