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Alterd Ego

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alterd Ego
Birthday: N/A
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: South Florida
Eye Color: Hazle
Hair Color: huh?
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on the task?
Your Heritage: Sicilian - German -Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black?
Your Weakness: Aston Martin DB-9,Cold stone Creamery, Large sums of cash!!
Your Fears: N/A
Your Perfect Pizza: My Grandmothers Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Large Sums Of Money!! This is not a joke!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it? Is it going to rain?
Your Best Physical Feature: Next!
Your Bedtime: Why? Are you planning to sneak in and touch my NO-NO Spot??
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: How about Water? Does anyone remember water?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Who gives a crap? What a waste of energy?
Single or Group Dates: Once Again, I don't care!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What an ass Clown?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Founders Favorite, Birthday Cake, Pretty much anything from Cold Stone Creamery.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No, I Quit
Do you Swear: At people for no reason! Turetts is a bitch!
Do you Sing: Oh Yea? All the time!?!?
Do you Shower Daily: Yes? What kind of question is this?
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: sure? Why not?
Do you want to get Married: Loaded Question!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes I Do!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes I Do!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm Vanity Smurf!
Are you a Health Freak: I am becomming more health conscious
Do you get along with your Parents: When they are on their medication. Not a joke!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes?
Do you play an Instrument: Apparently you play the flesh flute?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: NO! Didn't we cover this in a question up above?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No? WTF?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunatly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...wouldn't this fall under the health concious Question?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, But it is about time to head to the Sushi Bar
In the past month have you been on Stage: Every Day!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes ... He broke my heart..Boo Hoo!! F%*&ing Stupid
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I don't even have time to take lunch and you want to go skinny dipping?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No! That would make me a thief? NO!
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes...Oh Yessss!!
Ever been Beaten up: What? Beaten off? All the time!
Ever Shoplifted: No!
How do you want to Die: That's a tough question. It involves an Aston Martin, Hot girls, and swimming in a sea of $100 bills. It's comlicated.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Spider Man!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like Glass Eyes and Pirate Patches!
Favourite Hair Color: Puke Green
Short or Long Hair: Bald
Height: Midgets Give Me Hot Lesbian Midgets
Weight: Lifting?
Best Clothing Style: Preppie Slut!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 today. I have a bag full of quailudes for later.
Number of CDs I own: I don't remember...More then I can count!
Number of Piercings: 15 not including the Cock Ring
Number of Tattoos: 228
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
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My Interests

Music:


Your Stripper Song Is
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode

"There?s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees"

Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice. What Song Should You Strip To?