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Return of the Mac

Be My Valentine....

About Me

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My Interests


Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Nathalia Melo What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?


Myspace Layouts

Myspace Layouts This is my signature move...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Your Stripper Song Is
The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang

"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about"

When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly! What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys
"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!"

You love to party hard and cause a little trouble...
And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! What's Your Theme Song?
Your Band Name is:
The Plastic Mamas Band Name Generator

Movies:

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Television:


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Spanky Bottoms What's Your Porn Star Name?

Books:

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Heroes:

Take the quiz:
Which famous movie kiss are you?

Breakfast At Tiffany's
You are the Breakfast At Tiffany's kiss!

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Take the quiz:
Which American City Are You?

New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.

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My Blog

PMS SUCKS!

I don't understand why we must go through this torture every month, or every 3 months for you girls on Seasonal. I feel ok.. not depressed.. one litte thing changes and I am in tears. Its just not fai...
Posted by Return of the Mac on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

Good Guys

Where can you find good men today. I would like to know. I get more advances online than in person, and I look better than my photos, at least I think I do. Come on girls I need a little help. Guys if...
Posted by Return of the Mac on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

Hookerisms

Stephanie! You are one rightous whore.
Posted by Return of the Mac on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:46:00 PST