I am really an alien from another planet...I just can't remember how to space travel. My ship crashed somewhere over the mountains of southern california and I don't remember the codes to reconstruct my Steller Pod. This leaves me living a life undercover as a human being musician/businessman. I like all things creative, because it reminds me of home back on Galactica where everyone is being wacky and brilliant all the time. I have stolen some poor crazy kids identity and I live his life in his stead (since he is locked away in some SIberian prison)...He was born in Spain with a Spanish Father and Argentinian Mother...he has large families in both countries and a crazy 80 yearold grand mother in Buenos Aires, who likes to take me tango dancing till 2 AM drinking up a storm like the best of em... One of these is False: 1) Lived illegally in the US for 11 years as a child, 2) I Lived in a tree house for a couple years in college, 3) started my first business when I was 15, 4) I am a very generous and caring person, 5) I once hitchhiked from eastern Texas to California and got picked up by a famous rock band, 6) I love paying taxes to governmental thugs to help fund the fight of a beautiful war. Can you guess?!;-)
