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Nard Voris

About Me

we started in '05. Played a couple of shows, meet some cool people, drink some beer, pissed some people off. Yep, a dream come true.
Do you have good taste in music? Your Result: Your boring

You are a really boring person you should consider testoserone pills energy drinks etc.You are basically just really really boring and you need some balls ... yeah

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/9/2006
Band Website: jumpforjesus.com
Band Members: Tyler - Guitar and vocals,Brian - bass and vocals,Ryan - Drums,past members: brad - Drums
Influences: Alcohol, work weeks, sore backs, getting laid, not getting laid, Pinhead Circus, the Lawrence Arms, Screeching Weasel, Jacking off too much, not jacking off enough, Frodo and his magical jouney, Judge Dredd (seriously), the Peoria 'scene', your mom, car troubles, friends, lack of friends, growing up and Jesus.
Sounds Like: That one band you heard that one time.
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

NEW DRUMMER!

Yeah, his name is ryan and he kicks ass.  He also plays in other peoria local band called serpent son.  We'll probably be ready to play some shows in may or something.  So yeah, crack open a new a nic...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:43:00 GMT

Welcome to the pube farm. Joe momma says enter with respect.

So winter is right around the corner.  You can smell it in the air, see it on your electricity bill, and feel it on your skin when you wake up from a night of getting loaded and your covered...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:29:00 GMT

all the info

ok, so brad is gone and hopefully doing well in oregon. so we need a new drummer. if anyone is intrested or knows someone who might be let us know. i think it's a pretty sweet deal, you would get to h...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Here ya go

Brads moving to Oregon.  We need a new drummer.  The cd will be out  sometime in 2025.  thats it. 
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:01:00 GMT