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Dr. Heather

Non drinkers are not to be trusted.

About Me

Like to smell the sea air in the desert. Travel under and around bridges. Did I mention that I have a fear of bridges? Walking around naked while handling sharp objects. I like to place electrodes all over my toes. You might say that I am a self stimulator. I like ORANGE and all things orange. I am very OCD about staples and staplers. I always walk backwards. Like to make people cry, by repeatedly beating them with their own shoe.

My Interests

Skiing, Traveling, Drinking wine, Driving fast, Fernet shots. Club Level at Giants games. More Fernet shots. Shooting pool at the Lakeshore Lounge. Drinking mimosa's. Doing 68mph on the Bay Bridge when the speed limit is 50mph. Amante's, Tony Nik's, Grant and Green, G Bar, R Bar, and whatever other bar serves drinks to sassy biotchs. To-Go and sippy cups. BBQing and partying with friends.

I'd like to meet:

I can hardly keep up with the friends I have. They are so damn needy.

Music:

MeShell Ndegeocello, Cassandra Wilson, The Streets, Dirty Vegas, Paul Oakenfold, Outkast, Tribe Called Quest, Raphael Saddiq, Eminem, Davina, Res, Fiona Apple, Black Eyed Peas, Miles Davis, The Roots, Madonna, John Legend, Coldplay, The Fugees, Toni Braxton, Jamiroquai, Jill Scott, Les Nubians, Gwen, Benny Benassi, Brandy, Luscious Jackson, Common, Gorillaz, Depeche Mode, Faith Evans, Maroon 5, Nikka Costa, The Verve, and Mary J. Blige, just to name a few.

Movies:

Last of the Mohicans, Playing by Heart, View from the Top, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mean Girls, 13 going on 30 (yes I love chick flicks), X-Men I &II, Le Divorce, Amelie, Princess Bride, Old School.

Television:

Reruns of Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Project Runway, Making the Band III, and any other horrible Reality Shows that I record on Tivo.

Books:

Business magazines. No books lately.

Heroes:

Tricia, mix a little bit of vodka and you've got yourself a comedic fortune.

My Blog

Cochlear Implants? Yah or Nah

Do you think she should have gotten a cochlear implant? http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/15/miss.deaf.texas/index.html. ..
Posted by Dr. Heather on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:59:00 PST

Natalie Portman is my Hero

http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/...
Posted by Dr. Heather on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 04:15:00 PST

My favorite Valentine Application

I think I'm in love already.   Area 1 Please provide positive answers. Name:Jimbo Age:54 Height: 5'4" .....5'9" with pompador Do you Drive: My moms Chevelle State You Live In: Ya mean like which ...
Posted by Dr. Heather on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:56:00 PST

Myspace Movie

Was just sent this link. It's hilarious. If you have time, definitely worth checking out. http://youtube.com/watch_fullscreen?video_id=CZcpYomtNAI& ;l=676&fs=1&title=Myspace%20The%20Movie...
Posted by Dr. Heather on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:30:00 PST