It's boring but I love to read. I also love to be a couch potato. I pretended to love to hike and fish and camp when I met my boyfriend but I shouldn't have done that. I love watching professional sports (I don't count golf or tennis)... Baseball is my all time favorite, I absolutely live for baseball season and never miss a game on TV or at The Safe unless I am on my deathbed. This is the exact reason I never used to date during baseball season until I realized that is half the year and I'm already a crazy pet lady without being the crazy old spinster pet lady. I am strangely attracted to Mike Morse, and now that Nick Lachey is one of the owners of the Rainiers I can have Morse for myself -- all the other girls want Nick right?? Not me -- no thanks!! I have a thing for huge noses. Seriously, like Andy Pettite would be right up there for me if he wasn't a fucking Yankee. DAMN. Right now I am stunned that we could lose the Sonics. I thought I was pissed when the Seahawks took one up the ass in the Superbowl, well at least they hung in there. As long as we never put anyone else on the cover of Madden I will feel fine about football. (Well I AM kind of upset that Shaun Alexander has already succumbed to the jinx so for God's Sake they need to leave Tatupu and Peterson and Kerney alone! THAT'S the jinx that bothers me. Anyway -- on to basketball -- How are we going to blow town the very season that Wally Szczerbiak comes to town and we get two bad ass rookies??? Now that is just wrong. See my blog about Clay Bennett for more bitching in regards to relocation. Also see my blog about Wally Szczerbiak for some drooling, unless you are a boy in which case you can pretend not to drool but you know he is a perfect male specimen and then some! No need to be so jealous of him. Anyway bottom line is I think Howard Schultz ultimately screwed us. I would boycott Starbucks if I had the strength to give it up. Anyway if they leave (the only two franchises in Seattle history that have championships are the goddamn Sonics AND the Storm for Christ's sake!!!) I will slit my wrists. Anyone notice the Storm make it to the playoffs all the time?? Yeah, so the WNBA is lame but better to have a lame champion than no game at all!!! Anyway Howard and Clay should let the Indians pay for a new arena and put it next to Emerald Downs -- They're fricking loaded anyway!!! Who in the hell would want to go to Oklahoma for any reason? Their market sucks and the commentators will want to die. Moving on -- so I loved The Contender the first year and Sergio Mora is my boy. I picked him from the first episode to win it all -- you have to love a boxer that reads Nietzsche. My favorite boxer is Roy Jones Jr. but I like watching old school Hearns and Hagler or Chavez and Camacho -- back when people actually used to fight instead of just wrapping each other up. I love me some Sugar Shane Mosley. some Hopkins, some Trinidad, some De La Hoya even if he is a pretty boy, And Tyson is always fun to watch because he is insane. The problem with boxing besides Don King is too many belts and too many "federations" IBF, WBC, WBA, WBO -- I mean give us a goddang break would ya??? Okay I am going off on a tangent (AGAIN -- if anyone reads these things anyway...) Ummm.... I love going to concerts (Paul Simon was the last great show I saw - YEAH BABY!!!)I am going to San Diego just to see Marilyn Manson, it's a bonus that Slayer is on the bill. I love seeing local bands and listening to music when I am just hanging out at home. I have a black lab that forces me to get exercise because she needs to be outside every day but that's okay. Except for when it's raining which is like always, because it is way too depressing to go to work when it's dark and rainy, come home when it's dark and rainy, and then stand in the rain throwing a ball. But that's alright because I love her. Her name is Cinder. I have a cat that hates me but I don't mind -- cats don't live long around our neighborhood. Okay that was mean -- just kidding. His name is Tuffy and he likes to scare the crap out of you by jumping in the tub while you are in there. Besides sports and books and music and my pets I guess my interests are sleeping and eating? God knows I don't do enough of either -- just not enough time.
Wally Szczerbiak, Frank Brickowski, Jay Buhner, Detlef Schrempf, White Chocolate, David Carr, Mike Morse the stud of the Tacoma Rainiers, Matt Hasselbeck is hot all of sudden, Ryan Gosling, Gary Oldman, Jim Morrison, Dylan Klebold, Sid Vicious, JOE ELLIOT -- how hot is he???...Oh real people?? Ummm...okay...people that like to chat all day because I am bored at my job. Okay I hope my boss isn't on this website. Ummm...people that like to drink cheap wine and play music loud? Girls whose boyfriends can't seem to quite tear themselves away from the Xbox? Is there a support group for that? I guess I am open to anyone relatively local because of the whole driving at night thing. Oh did I mention the whole I don't drive on the freeway either thing? I like meeting anyone as long as it is totally over the computer and not in person -- I really just don't like people all that much. You know how when you work with customers and you are fake nice all day and then you go home and you are a bitch at night?? That's me. Okay well I guess I'm not that bad -- I do have friends that I have had forever and I have new friends that I love dearly, I guess you just can't have too many friends right? I would love to meet back up with friends from high school even though I noticed that most of them are way too cool or rich or mature or busy to have a myspace (that's just a dig because one of my DEAREST high school friends told me just the other day that I was too OLD for a myspace. Okay yeah and his point was...?) Haha. Ummm...I would even love to meet friends from junior high or elementary, I mean I look almost exactly the same as far as being the same height -- hell I stopped growing in 4th grade! I even wear the same size shoe! Alas, the jeans don't fit anymore, and the wrinkles are starting to show, but hey I have boobs now. Big ones.
Okay I am going off on a tangent. I'm done now.
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Korn, Def Fricking Leppard -- no joke. I don't care how old Joe gets. Catherine Wheel, Tool, John Lennon, OLD Green Day, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, Sisters of Mercy, KMFDM, Type O Negative, Marilyn Manson, Alien Crime Syndicate, Loaded, Top Heavy Crush, Ronson Family Switchblade, The F*cking Eagles, Poppa Wheelie, Post Stardom Depression, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Dead Kennedys, SEX PISTOLS, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Queens of the Stone Age, Screaming Trees, The Hives, The Offspring, R.E.M., The Vines, Duran Duran, PiL, Mad Season, Ministry, Muse, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Godsmack, Deftones, The Tea Party, Jeff Martin, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Stereo MC's, De La Soul, Eazy E, Guns N Roses, Billy Idol, INXS, Adam Ant, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Xymox, Cocteau Twins, Bauhaus, Skinny Puppy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Guess Who, The Zombies, The Hollies, Crowded House, Echo and the Bunnymen, Joy Division, Love Spit Love, Psychedelic Furs, New Order, Red Flag, Roxy Music, Violent Femmes, The Moody Blues, Simon and Garfunkel, The Eagles, Suicidal Tendencies, The Toy Dolls, Sid Vicious, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Rob Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Titanic (seriously, no laughing), Gladiator (although Russell Crowe is SO AMAZING in everything I am only going to list Gladiator so as to not take up this whole space with all of his movies -- okay just one more) L.A. Confidential, The Godfather I and II (why he had to cast his daughter in the third one is beyond me -- I about died), Goodfellas, Sid and Nancy, Legends of the Fall, When Harry Met Sally, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting, Snatch, Ghost, Out of Africa, The Prestige, American History X, Anything with Ryan Gosling, Clive Owen, Christian Bale or Gary Oldman, The Shawshank Redemption, Basic Instinct, Tombstone, Top Gun, Fire With Fire, John Q, Meet the Parents, Edward Scissorhands, Fatal Attraction, War, Beautiful Girls, Hideaway, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Girl Interrupted, Sleepless in Seattle, Untamed Heart, Slums of Beverly Hills, Someone Like You, The Notebook, Suicide Kings, The Usual Suspects, Parenthood, Boondock Saints, Sixteen Candles, The Goonies, Valley Girl, I have to watch Home Alone every Christmas, along with A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation, Stir of Echoes, The Departed, Crank, Stigmata, You, Me and Dupree, Almost Famous, Any slasher movie ever made although I had to watch SAW III through my fingers and with my earmuffs on, Hostel, Sin City, The Sixth Sense, Anything with Val Kilmer though he's hard to watch when he is all puffy, Man on Fire, you gotta love Old Yeller and Where the Red Fern Grows, Signs, Sleeping With the Enemy, Troy, How to Make an American Quilt, Moonlight and Valentino, Galaxy Quest, Amazon Women on the Moon, Anything with Jet Li or Will Smith, Any sports movie funny or dramatic especially the ORIGINAL Bad News Bears (and that is NOT the one with Billy Bob Thornton), Remember the Titans, Gridiron Gang, Invincible, Major League, Coach Carter, Hoosiers...oh okay every sports movie out there but the ones that make me cry the most are Rudy and Brian's Song -- again the original with James Caan, Bonnie and Clyde (with Warren Beatty), anything with Cary Grant, any Alfred Hitchcock, I love war movies and the best ones in my opinion are Apocalypse Now before it got remastered, and Platoon, Full Metal Jacket is cool for obvious reasons, and apparently I watch way too many movies!! Eric Bana is hot when he is being Hector and not The Hulk.
Desperate Housewives, Cold Case, Without a Trace, Grey's Anatomy, Medium, Jericho(thank GOD it is still on. Nuts ya know???) The Office, Bones, Supernatural, LOST, I'm PISSED they took Justice off the air, Seriously Newport Harbor and The Hills took the place of the OC (still no laughing!) Ghost Whisperer, Dirt, Shark, Jericho, Friday Night Lights, Brothers and Sisters, Ugly Betty, Men in Trees (let's see how many of my shows survive THIS year!!) American Justice, Cold Case Files, New Detectives, Ghost Hunters, Extreme Makeover (thanks to all the real TV shows being in reruns I got sucked into Cable TV shows that I had not watched before!!) FBI Files, 48 Hours Mystery, and the best show of all time -- 24!!! NOBODY beats Jack Bauer. Kiefer is the shit and everyone knows it.From the beginning when he played Ace in Stand By Me everyone knew he was badass -- even if he is like 5 foot 6. He could totally kick Tom Cruise's ass.
All time favorite author Stephen King -- I have every book he ever published under any name. I like Dean Koontz until he gets all sci-fi on me. I like John Saul, James Patterson, Richard North Patterson, Kathy Reichs, Tami Hoag, Erica Spindler, Mary Higgins Clark, Phillip Margolin, Ridley Pearson, Nicci French, Michael Connelly, Lisa Scottoline, Patricia Cornwell, David Baldacci, Jonathan Kellerman and obviously I am a total book nerd and read way too much.
My dad because his crappy life and living with my mom never broke him, our troops here and overseas, and athletes that inspire us (excluding Michael Vick and the entire New England Patriots team. Also any hot guy in any uniform (except for a prison uniform -- well MAYBE a prison uniform...)