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Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =)

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About Me


Hi :) name is Tony. I am 22 years old living out of Rancho Cucamonga. I just got out of the Marine Corps. this past August. Since then I have just been out spending time with friends and family and enjoying life outside of Iraq and Japan. I love In N Out because I just love to eat in general. I am a major porker. Especially when im blown..I love smoking blunts and flying up in the clouds every once and a while. I love meeting new, fun and out going people . If you would like to get to know me better just send me a message or a friends request and I will get back to you.
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Definition of a Marine
Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible.A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Marines are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on.Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, eating chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, cutting his hair, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry.....He shatters all your dreams and fantasies when he drunkenly crawls into bed with you at 3:00am kisses you for 5 minutes, tells you how much he loves you, checks the clock and falls asleep with his head on your breasts, his hand between your legs......and his mind on both.
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My Interests

Wow where to begin....i like the internet i believe its one of the best ways to meet different kinds of people all over the world, u get to learn their personalities and culture... Another interest is computers. im fascinated by the world of computers there is so much to learn about them its a never ending process! Bungee jumping is such a rush! i love it...Also snowboarding when i have time and when its the season!

I'd like to meet:

Lookin for fun loving females, open minded is always a plus and is willing to experience new things....is that u? hit me up

This profile was updated by Kat! cuz shes the shit!

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My Blog

Swingers Only...

First off i dont care what ur gonna say cause i live the lifestyle i live...if u dont like it fuck off lol....now that we got that outta the way, you guys gotta check out this site if ur into the life...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

LMAO! I love this...this is sooo somethin id do =)

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whol...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST

This is some halarious shit!!!

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Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST

The truth about love....

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

Survey....I was bored

All About ME!!!NameTonyDate of BirthApril 12thPlace of BirthTxStar SignAriesAgendaerrrr...Marital StatusBlack belt lolWhere do you liveCaliforniaTake it to the next LevelWhere did you loose your virgi...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:18:00 PST

A fellow Marine wrote this....

Being a Marine is not an easy job, most people look at us like we are the most terrible human beings on earth. Imagine coming home from being gone form your loved ones for a YEAR and people calling yo...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:39:00 PST

Aww arent we military guys so sweet?!

the following is a true story....told from the point of view of a guy in the military...I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something ...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:53:00 PST

I think u have to be mexican to truly understand the humor in this!

Name and address:MARTHA MARIA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOSDE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA15 South Projectos, Apartamento El Baisman El Bronx, Nueva Jork, wung wung, for sero seroPhone .. :SELULA FON: (917...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:57:00 PST

This is gotta be one of the funniest things i have ever read...

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, andBlowjob?(A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, beat your eggs, beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole ...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:16:00 PST

A lil info on me....

________100 question survey_____ 1. Name: Jose or Tony2. Your nick name: Ewok (thanks fucker), Elmo, and papi lol!3. birthday: 4-12-844. Middle Name: shhhh secret only a few people know it5. Zodiac Si...
Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:28:00 PST