Swingers Only... |
First off i dont care what ur gonna say cause i live the lifestyle i live...if u dont like it fuck off lol....now that we got that outta the way, you guys gotta check out this site if ur into the life... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST |
LMAO! I love this...this is sooo somethin id do =) |
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whol... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST |
This is some halarious shit!!! |
... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST |
The truth about love.... |
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Survey....I was bored |
All About ME!!!NameTonyDate of BirthApril 12thPlace of BirthTxStar SignAriesAgendaerrrr...Marital StatusBlack belt lolWhere do you liveCaliforniaTake it to the next LevelWhere did you loose your virgi... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:18:00 PST |
A fellow Marine wrote this.... |
Being a Marine is not an easy job, most people look at us like we are the most terrible human beings on earth. Imagine coming home from being gone form your loved ones for a YEAR and people calling yo... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:39:00 PST |
Aww arent we military guys so sweet?! |
the following is a true story....told from the point of view of a guy in the military...I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something ... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:53:00 PST |
I think u have to be mexican to truly understand the humor in this! |
Name and address:MARTHA MARIA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOSDE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA15 South Projectos, Apartamento El Baisman El Bronx, Nueva Jork, wung wung, for sero seroPhone .. :SELULA FON: (917... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:57:00 PST |
This is gotta be one of the funniest things i have ever read... |
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, andBlowjob?(A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, beat your eggs, beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole ... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:16:00 PST |
A lil info on me.... |
________100 question survey_____
1. Name: Jose or Tony2. Your nick name: Ewok (thanks fucker), Elmo, and papi lol!3. birthday: 4-12-844. Middle Name: shhhh secret only a few people know it5. Zodiac Si... Posted by Im not Mr right but ill fuck u till he shows up =) on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:28:00 PST |