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Mojo Ryder

Presenting...Gabriel Phoenix!

About Me

DUDE! I am like totally the coolest person I know! Just ask me, and i will tell you how friggin cool I am. I'm like a funny girl, I like, make people laugh till they pee at least once a day, twice if I've had my V8. Most of my very, very, very best friends (the ones i DON'T have to pay) have to wear rubber undies around me, cause I like, totally make them pee too much. Yeah, it's true. You could ask them, but they're all in the bathroom, or doing other super cool stuff that friends of someone as super cool as me do. You can usually find me hanging out at my second home, the internet. I play WoW, cause ALLL the coolest people do that. I would like, totally pwn your fase with easy! Yeah, I like, live in germany and stuff, but I'm NOT German, and mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, so don't write to me in German, or you will hurt my super friggin cool brain and I'll like have to take a day off WoW, and that will NOT be cool. Not at all. I like other stuff, that I won't write about here, cause like, my MOM will read this and be all like "Ewwwww, Like she is TOTALLY not like my friggin totally cool dawter!" But everyone REALLY knows that I'm like, the totally COOLEST friggin cool Dawter you can have. Number One, Baby...Eat THAT Mega Foods!

My Interests

WoW *World of Warcraft* for you Nonners. The Internet /m.. -.- /m.. Music, WoW, Reading, WoW, Conjugal Relations, WoW, breathing, WoW, and......WoW. Maybe I should throw in like, totally pwning n00bs, cause I do. in the fase. with easy. Ya, I'm a dork, you KNOW you still want me. MWAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've already like, met myself, so I'm not sure who is left thats cool enough for me to want to go out and meet THEM...maybe I should list people that like, are totally dying to meet ME! Tom Cruise would like to meet me, so I could slap that Scientology shit right out his little head. Yeah, Scientologists...bring it! Your religion isn't even a religion, its a NOVEL! Yeah, L. Ron Hubbard, he isnt a preacher..hes an AUTHOR of Science FICTION! TuckFards! Brangelina would like to meet me and make me their love slave...HELLOOOO quit callin me, i don't SWING that way. Jack Black wants to meet me and hang out and get stoned together and do funny crap...I'm still considering that one, that dude is like friggin almost as cool and funny as me. YOU want to meet me, I KNOW you do..you're sitting there in your busted ass computer chair goin...WOAH I like TOTALLY have to meet this friggin cool ass, funny as hell chick! Don't worry, you're not alone, I get that all the time. Trust me, if I didn't know me, I'd want to meet me too. Someday I'm hoping I can.