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Dr. Fag

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm better than all of your boyfriends combined. That should be enough. I have ascended past the level of Humans, and joined the Pantheon of Gods, and made them all my bitch. Free Gothic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests



Food, and stuff
Myspace Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the girl with the lovely pants, and the Ravyn hair.

Music:

Gothic Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Blackened Death Metal, Symphonic Metal, Symphonic Power Metal, Blackened Gothic Metal, Queercore, Punk, Ska, Street Punk, Gutter Punk, Folk Punk, Anarcho-Punk, Pop Punk, Power Pop, Avant Garde, and Alice Cooper

Movies:

Serenity, and the OT

Television:

Firefly

Books:



Anything really, as long as it's not mindless drivel

Heroes:

People I love:B.Z.: Well, I can't say anything new to you here. You know it all, and I love that. You're gorgeous, you're funny, you're brilliant, you're just amazing to talk to, to listen to, to just sit in silence with, just everything. Even when we fight it's a bit amazing, because I'm doing it with you, but at the same time it's terrible, because I'm doing it with you. We have so many jokes, not all of them inside but that doesn't mean that everyone gets them.I wish I could remember exactly how long I've known you, but perhaps I can't because, like you said, it feels like we've known each other forever. Like when I was a kid, and had no one, I had you. When I was a teen with no one, I had you. When I have people, I still have you. When I'm an old man with no one, I'll have you. When I'm alone on my death bed, you'll be there sitting next to me, young and pretty as the day I met you. You are, babe, you are.Tucker: I can't copy your section here, and I apologise if mine isn't as flattering, I always did consider you better with words. You're right, we have created some epic lulz in our time, and will always love you as a brother more than I love my own brothers. When I made the joke about you being my best man if I get married, I was half serious. When I get there you point me in the direction of anyone messing with you, and they will disappear. I am always here if you need me. Always.Jake: I really don't know what to say here. You're my best friend, really you are. I can talk to you about pretty much anything. If I'm up for anything dangerous, you've got more dangerous and more fun, and you have ideas on more dangerous, fun, or stupid things to do. It's amazing.Trisha: You're my sister, and I love you to death. There's almost nothing I wouldn't do for you. I would put a bullet between almost everyone's eyes if you wanted. I've been stabbed, choked, and nearly shot for you, and I don't regret any of it.JD: You're awesome as shit, you introduced me to Tucker, and you've been like an apprentice. I know that you always have some sort of joke that'll cheer me up, even if it's at the expense of you, or your mom. By the way, your mom has nice tits.Shay: You're the only jew I don't hate, and the only one I would even consider saving from the holocaust. Tell Kris not to worry, this doesn't mean shit, except that you're one Kool Kike.Ellen, and Maggie: You get a fused section, deal with it and move on. Ellen's been amazing to talk to since I was like 14, and was the first person I could ever call a friend that I have never met. I remember the first conversation we ever had, and I highly doubt that I'll ever forget it. I've watched you grow, as you've watched me. I've been proud of every achievement you've ever had, because I know you deserve them. You are hands down my favourite Australian.Maggie, you're awesome as shit. You're me, in chick form, with less of an offensive sense of humour. If I like something it's almost guaranteed that you like it as well. You're fun to talk to, and even though I know I bother you will my sexism, I'd still consider you in the top 3 best Aussies I know. Dave: There's not much to say, you're Scottish. That sums up your awesome pretty well. You and me became trolls together, and have been trolled together. No matter what happens we're always there together, even if you hate couches. You're the Nick Frost to my Simon Pegg. And the Simon Pegg to my Nick Frost. Getting a flat with you in Glasgow still sounds fun.Obviously not a full list, but stfu if you're not on it.

My Blog

Some mixed tales of debauchery

Ok, none of these are in order, and not all of them are humourous. Some are meant as teaching lessons. Don't fuck up like I did. All humour stories will be marked with the pateneted "lol", if you don'...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Sun, 11 May 2008 12:28:00 PST

Much Ado about nothing

Well my pretties, it has been a while since you’ve seen a true Doctor around. Lately you’ve only bore witness to the shadow of who I once was. A mere puppet, if you will, was here to hold ...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

More thrilling adventures!

Right, so I had just gotten pierced. We began sitting in Jake’s house, lsitening to Ashely Tisdale, and Miley Cyrus. FUCK YEAH! We began to bullshit about nothing really, mostly about Missouri, ...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:36:00 PST

My thrilling adventure story for you all to cherish. Or not

WHAM! I got kicked in the jaw by some big black guy with 2 toes missing from each foot, and an eye patch! Fuck yeah, that totally happened.Or, I got woken up by a call telling me that I needed to wake...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

Wrong SN

D r a y c k i s (8:11:15 PM): Do you understand that I am a lion?ClarksvilleBiBoy (8:17:55 PM): yes....i want to hear you roarD r a y c k i s (8:18:02 PM): NoD r a y c k i s (8:18:07 PM): You will be ...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:30:00 PST

How I spent Christmas night

I was gifted with a magical tool of destruction; a Machete. I intended to use it, and use it well. I was driving around Adams, TN, shooting dogs with a BB gun. I ran out of the glorious ammunition I n...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

Pedro is back for more ass raping.

Pedro D. Lion says:Do you understand that I am a lion?Basically I'm Complicated... and I'm Afraid 'cause I have no Fear says:yesPedro D. Lion says:Do you understand that I am a sex lion?Basically I'm ...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:30:00 PST

PEDRO STRIKES AGAIN!

PedroLionThe (5:41:04 PM): Do you understand that I am a lionEMOLUVER45 (5:41:26 PM): ummm okay PedroLionThe (5:41:34 PM): Do you understand that I am a sex lionEMOLUVER45 (5:41:47 PM): yeah PedroLion...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:01:00 PST

Fun with Pedro

PedroLionThe (6:06:51 PM): Do you understand that I am a lion?O helo kthnxbaii (6:06:59 PM): watPedroLionThe (6:07:16 PM): Do you understand that I am a sex lion?PedroLionThe (6:08:22 PM): Use me for ...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:25:00 PST

Do you understand how fun this is?

PedroLionThe (12:11:14 PM): Do you understand that I am a lion?RYUUYAchan (12:11:27 PM): Who are you?PedroLionThe (12:11:37 PM): Pedro the LionRYUUYAchan (12:12:39 PM): I am not amused.PedroLionThe (1...
Posted by Dr. Fag on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST