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Melissa

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About Me

Ciao!!! Mi chiamo Melissa Jayne Elizabeth Cookson-Depp-Dicaprio-Owen-Ball. Piacere di conoscerla
Sono di Anchorsholme. Fa cosi caldo qui o e la tua presenza? Lo sposereste?
Ok, now in English.
Well Helloooo!
I'm Mel, I am 21 going on 13, and I reside in Anchorsholme with the following............
Christopher, my baby daddy
Our handsome little boy, Joseph
And we also have a spaniel called Bing, 2 guinea pigs called Scholesy and Crouchy, and a bunny rabbit called Dylan!
I'm finally back at the wonderful world of Somerfield after 9 months off. Maaaan I love that place (brown nose, haha) I have worked there for about 3 and a half years now. Please buy my saving stamps, ha :-)
Chris works at the Post Office in Poulton. This is because he loves to work with the public and give the old folks their pensions! PFFT! He only went for it so we could have dinner together, haha.
Ermmm, what else can I say. Well, apart from being the most annoying and irritating person in the world, I'd like to think I'm not all bad :-) Tis true, that after the sun sets...I turn into a nocturnal freak that likes to bound around....kind of like a hamster I suppose.
Chris isn't too keen on my nocturnal side, it makes his frown lines appear...which means he means business and I must behave myself.
But I'm a happy little soul and I mean well. Plus, I'm not as thick as I look, which I use to my advantage, mwahaharrr.
I have 2 sisters. Philippa is 19. She is a funny girl. Although she has a "Wicked the musical" obsession. Say no more. Then there's Bethany-Faye. She is 16. She is going to marry Harry Judd....so be warned.
I have a mummy. She works far too hard. But she's the bestest mummy. I have a daddy. He washes up.
My Gran is the biggest legend of our time. She makes a cracking omelette.
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My Interests

My main interests are Chris and Joseph. I like spending time with them
I am quite interested in my checkout
I am a nintendo DS addict, especially Brain training...i got to 20, woohoo!
I like messin round on tinternet as well.

I'd like to meet:

The dingdong head that invented the ventouse...and stirrups for the matter...probably a male.
I would like Jeremy Kyle to shout at me and tell me to "Stop pro-creating and put something on the end of it" haha.
I would like Bob Mortimer to call me a 1950s conman.

Music:

I enjoy a wide variety of music as it happens ;-)
Apart from hardcore chav stuff that is. I like 60's and 80's music
Dance music from the 94/95 era.
I love fall out boy, SOAD, arctic monkeys, take that, mark owen, lily allen, mcfly, Josh Groban
Hell, I love everybody!
I also do an amazing Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi guitar solo impression, haha.

Movies:

I like lots of films
Mostly scary ones or good old disney ones.

Television:

I like my soaps. Corrie,Eastenders, Emmerdale.
I like friends. Jeremy Kyle, Gmtv, Lorraine Kelly, the usual housewife stuff!!!

Books:

I am currently enjoying Birth to Five by NHS, haha

Heroes:

My boys are my heroes :-)

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Posted by Melissa on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST