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Kim

About Me

Face of a child, dress sense of a transvestite...if that doesn't tickle your fancy, here's some more self-indulgent rubbish.1.I'm a terrible liar. 2.I'm rude, angry and spiteful. In a nice way. 3.I'm living back in Cambridgeshire at the moment because I'm very sick but I miss London like crazy. Even if it is a grey pit of decay. I also miss vodka and smoking. 4.I'm a Cambridge grad with a first in History of Art...However, I'm not posh or from a private school and am obsessed with writing rather than dying in college as a lecturer and nothing more. I have written articles and reviews for The Erotic Review and contributed articles and prose to The Illustrated Ape. The prose in particular was so good that it will go down in history as the first something that did something that was soooooo fucking post-something.
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Other people I'd like to meet apart from your mum: Someone who will publish my amazing book of short stories, artists, writers, film makers, people who take erotica seriously (!), people who want to "make me a star", fetishists, funny people, people who want to boost my ego, people who end up feeling that their local has turned into a substitute for their bedroom, tall handsome older men, Richard Geefe, all my heroes. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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My Blog

PROFILING MEMORY

I stumbled across this in my documents today. I wrote it over a year ago. PROFILING MEMORY She was paper thin and veiled in her own unique pattern of wrinkles: mementoes from a life of being lived in....
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 09:24:00 GMT

The time is: 25 to dead.

"Nostalgia is memory digested and vomited by a body sick with the need for reassurance." Or something like that. I wrote this a few weeks ago for a character disgusted by his own propensity to remembe...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:49:00 GMT

FOUND - some bullshit in my documents

Going through mountains of stuff in my documents section. Found this bizarre ramble. Think it was destined for the blog and never made it because of some self-censoring. Found some other stuff, which ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:05:00 GMT

some cunt, some cock and a Crack.

When I was a naive twenty-one year old, I wrote a piece of erotica called A Story About Cracks. So, here is a piece of that. At the time I was really obsessed with Bataille and Eli Lotar's photos of s...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:26:00 GMT

The hate list

I decided that I needed cheering up and the best way to do that would be to write a list of all the cocks in the world that spunk out filthy infectious disease-laden sperm into the otherwise warm cave...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:20:00 GMT

SEX DEATH APOCALYPSE

Are there three better words in the English language? If you want to read some more, then I suggest you buy the new issue of The Illustrated Ape, entitled Photographers of the Urban Apocalypse. Delvin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:30:00 GMT

THE ILLUSTRATED APE

Things aren't all that bad! I'm in THE ILLUSTRATED APE - Heavenly issue. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm excited! Apart from me, you can read and see: Nicky Wire, The Chemical Brothers, Stella Vin...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:19:00 GMT

The Greenest Sin

It's very difficult to hear about people getting on with their lives. People I know or used to know all seem to be doing rather well for themselves, and I am so jealous I can't be pleased for them. Th...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Lady Chatterly and her "crises"

I've finally got round to reading Lady Chatterly's Lover, which is good and bad in equal measure. The one thing I can't cope with however, is the fact that D.H Lawrence keeps calling or...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:46:00 GMT

Dreams, phobias and erotic manifestoes.

It's been 9 months since I first got ill. Who thinks that sounds ominous? The fact is that I have an absolute terror of pregnancy, a phobia that stands next to snakes (have to leaf over pictures of th...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:19:00 GMT