My name is Peter, some of my friends call me Max Meltus, shiny head, disco ball head and colour blind tosser. They all seem to think I have a shiny forehead for some reason.I was born colour blind in Newcastle Upon Tyne during the swinging 70's. Please do not weep for me its a disability I just have to live with. It means I can never get a job as a fireman, electrician, guard dog or join the air force. I'm not even aloud to have one of those orange or red disabled badges for my car. I bet Heather McCartney could get one if she wanted one, the greedy bitch! People in my local pub mock my disability and poke fun at me. Even my own family, what sort of sick, twisted mind buys a young colour blind child Twister for Christmas? I have lived in Newcastle, Dagenham, Berwick, Hexham and now I am back home where I belong.
I live in a small ghetto just outide of Newcastle.
It has two pubs and a shop for local people. I've lived here for nearly four years and have made a lot of good friends.
I like meeting my friends down the pub and having a laugh. Usually after we leave the bar me and my crew head to my crib to chill out and have tea and scones. We usually watch comedies, listen to music or just laugh, joke and talk of memories past.
I really enjoy taking the piss out of Rob.
Look at his little Rob face. Don't be fooled by that cheeky little grin though. Behind it lies a pure, evil hatred towards colour blind people. He even throws frogs at people for fun, the evil twisted frog tosser!
More to follow soon!
