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About Me

As David would say, I'm like a banana. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

(Also, I make fruit ripen)

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My Blog

7 syllables only

I spent yesterday and this morning writing/illustrating a miniature book because I thought we needed it for a workshop (turns out, I didn't need it). Despite this, it was still fun to make. It's ca...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 19:19:00 GMT

passive vs. broken

We have a bunch of different fruit trees out in an orchard. The other day I was out there, and I noticed the apricot tree had a ton of fruit on it, but oddly enough it was only producing on one side. ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jul 2005 13:47:00 GMT

viva la glam

Alanna and I decided to have a spur of the moment Hollywood adventure! I brought my camera, but unfortunately a couple of pictures had such a good time that they refuse to leave the camera. It started...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:20:00 GMT

want ad

[note: please send responses in a message rather than a comment] I'm not looking for a soulmate. I'm looking for a partner in crime for one day. You must be slightly impulsive but not flaky, and en...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jun 2005 14:42:00 GMT

dial-up

You wanna know the worst thing about dial-up? Getting booted. I have a knack for knowing when I'm about to get the boot too... the whole communication flow just stops. Let's say there's a picture load...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:14:00 GMT

new site!

I have a new webpage... valorandvellum.com Please visit and sign the guestbook!
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:43:00 GMT

love & marriage

Let's say you have a girl. Her name is Jane. Jane suddenly becomes a schizophrenic and imagines a boy. Let's call him Ted. Jane and Ted get along really well... it's like they always know what the oth...
Posted by on Tue, 31 May 2005 09:45:00 GMT

love & hate, what a beautiful combination

Love and hate are strong words. Therefore, I should use them interchangeably. Fig. 1 I HATE your new haircut! It's so scene! Fig. 2 Don't you just LOVE racism and all of the LOVE crimes that co...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 22:16:00 GMT

desperate, but not serious

This is my desperation scale (1-10). I'm at a 7. It's a faux-7, but it's still pretty bad. How did I skip 2-6?? Yikes. I guess it leaves me no choice except to go straight on to 8. 1. Normal dates...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 22:42:00 GMT

Posters Are For Lovers

I'm going to start posting my poster series. Hurrah. Combat Baby. My grandpa's a Pearl Harbor survivor therefore he's cooler than everyone else. A British pirate ship. I drew this one for Lu...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:38:00 GMT