World's biggest asshole

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sean
Birthday: January sumthin
Birthplace: California
Current Location: Belfair
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mick Fanning sandals
Your Weakness: Alcohol
Your Fears: Relationships
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything but fish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into Culinary School
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta stop sleeping on this thing
Your Best Physical Feature: Do ya really wanna know?
Your Bedtime: What time are we going?
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno... I miss alot
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: If you know me, I would be assasinated if I chose BK
Single or Group Dates: Group dates as long as the BFs stays home
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Horse Tranqs count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm in a serious relationship.... the couch is as exciting as it gets
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Box of oreos? Don't they come in a plastic package?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I confess.... I drank the rest of Foote's beer when he passed out!
Ever been Drunk: On a daily basis
Ever been called a Tease: No.... I'm a sure thing
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah... Shana is brutal as hell!
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: In a really embarassing way... like being really old, having sex in an airplane and then having a heart attack while on some kick ass Viagra
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: When I grow up? Shit, the next thing I have to look forward to is my Senior citizen discount
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I work hard and am underpaid...I have a loving girlfriend named Shana and a dog named Cyrus. Shouts out to my best friends Foote and Nick.And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris,et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti