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About Me

I'm a dick, I'm just like every other dick you've met in your life. Now that we've been formally introduced, please feel free to go die in a fire.

Consume,repose,defecate,fornicate. That's all we have to do till we die.

I don't need your sympathy cause you really don't mean much to me.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A cool Betty.

When you sell your soul to Satan, you can no longer play open or bar chords.

The only thing scarier is a clown with a guitar.

My Blog

Cookie Monster

Okay, for those of you who care, this is what I call the "cookie monster theory". Yes another crazy theory.What if, instead of when you are talking on the phone to your friend, you are really just so ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:15:00 GMT

"PAT"

Just watched a couple of episodes of GITS SAC, and the one with the title of "PAT" is pretty awesome. It's very deep and intelligent. Also Dawkins is represented (however slightly) in it. Oh, yeah f...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:06:00 GMT

MONSTER DOUCHE

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=32862840&blogID=456964572In case you didn't know, I'm starting a new company selling feminine hygenie products. The flagship of ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:21:00 GMT

fuck you in your ass

myspace sucks dick. I just spent an hour writing a really long and entertaining blog, that magically disappered when I went to post it. Fuck you Tom. Myspace is a big fucking rubbish bin of advertisme...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Channeling Gene Siskel again

As always I'm a little behind on the movie scene, but for those of you even slower than me, here goes.First off Superbad.Somewhere between the stupid of Napoleon Dynamite and the retardedness of Super...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:11:00 GMT

dejavu

Just got done with a 2.5 hour long jam session with the ol DR-5. Been messing with the delay pedal too and got it sounding like some old, old skool opium den/israeli project sounds. I found an old cas...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:16:00 GMT

explain this

it crazy how this no work right. I can't figure it out. I looks to me like it is proof that you can shove 10lbs of shit into a 5lb bag. Also it is perfect analogy for all us weirdo's. We look lik...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:11:00 GMT

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Yay a 2 millisecond brown out fried another motherboard yay! I think I'm just gonna shoot it for real this time. I mean seriously the power barely flickers and this shit goes up like "poof".  I'm...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:08:00 GMT

if you love me....

then make sure to take me to the masquerade on 10/18/08... and you should go with me. it's Buckethead, bitches! If you don't know about Buckethead well just trust me it will be entertaining.  I d...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:13:00 GMT

it lives....again

so i pulled out the old machine and motherboards now that i'm less pissed off and low and behold the backup board works now! the main board is indeed fried. i got it to boot into the bios like two or ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:45:00 GMT