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About Me

14.315 at 98 mph with a full tank of gas. gunning for 14.2 with my current mods(Short ram intake,180 thermostat, mopar rice plate)Contact Tables

My Interests

Meeting the hobo down the street...then teaching him as well as myself how to make a tres leches cake. figuring out why dora the explorer ask so many damn questions if shes the one with the F**king map! inventing the anti P.M.S. drug!

I'd like to meet:

GOD... or the hobo down the street... or three catipilers making sweet sweet love...dora the explorer(remember kids "swiper no swiping!"...f**king swiper!)the thunder cats...("HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!")

Music:

Orchestra of 34 naked plumers with their pants half way down...or hxc if u suppose...

Movies:

If its got some ppl makin love, eating tres leches... or dieing... im good to go

Television:

silly ricers the real fast and furious

Books:

again... whats that. oh yeah you mean that thing with all those wierd pictures that makes it look like i got a sock in my pants??? didnt seem to notice they had words...??? oh yeah and the bible of course

Heroes:

JEsuS...Bakers...Hotdog stand workers... the budwieser truck drivers... and the trojan man. the chicos taco inventer...condom factory worker for not haveing a bad day(no kids...yet). homeboy looney from segundo barrio...(you will be missed... i didnt know that bottle rockets and a** holes dont mix dog). the inventer of womens garders... i love u french dude...did i mention jesus. and god. and allah.. and jewish god. and optimus prime.

My Blog

ANTI P.M.S. DRUG IS COMING SOON!

I am now in the works of inventing the anti P.M.S. drug...which in turn will cause world peace. Excepting donations as we speak.
Posted by i shaved my... on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

my 2 cents on religion these days

Yeah im gonna make a lot of you mad. but i believe most religions are scams. Religion is made out to be a modern day convience for ppl that feel like they have a guilty conscience. its kinda sad reall...
Posted by i shaved my... on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:23:00 PST