YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM BALTIMORE WHEN... |
You know you are from Baltimore when&~U know Kimmy's got the Best Damn Soul Food in town and they KOREANS...WTF???~U been to Shake & Bake~U eva got caught "hookin" school by the police~U...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST |
15 TUPES OF DUDES |
15 types of dudes1. Mr. Main (Mr. Right)Your boo, your baby, your 1! No nigga can compete with him, you see yourself loving him but there's a problem&he plays to many games and is afraid of commitment...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:15:00 PST |
CLASS OF 2000 (A HIGH SCHOOL SURVEY) |
1. Who was your best friend?NONE
2. What sports did you play?NONE
3. What kind of car did you drive?NONE
4. On a friday nite what were you doing?CHILLIN WITH MY MAN
5. Were you a party animal?NOPE......
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST |
JUST A LITTLE BIT DEAD BY JOHN FISCHER |
Just A Little Bit Deadby John Fischer If you are anything like me, you have probably caught yourself trying to make your own sin out to be something less than the big sins that everyone else commits. ...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST |
GIRL ~VS~ GROWN WOMAN |
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for aguy to call and make plans.Grown Women make their own plans and nicely tell theguy to get in where he fits.Girls want to control the man in their lif...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:56:00 PST |
A LESSON ABOUT FORGIVENSS(ORIGINALLY POSTED BY RASHEED CLARK) |
A teacher once told each of her students to bring a clear plastic bag and a sack of potatoes to school. For every person they refuse to forgive in their life's experience, they chose a potato, wrote o...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:08:00 PST |
MY MOTHER'S TEACHINGS |
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. ...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST |
KNOW YOUR WORTH |
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by
holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
"Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $2...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:38:00 PST |
57 CENTS...A STORY ABOUT THE POWER OF FAITH |
A little girl stood near a small church fromwhich she had been turned away because it was "too crowded.""I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to thepastor as he walked by.Seeing her shabby, unkemp...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:47:00 PST |
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 |
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are ca...
Posted by s*I*m*P*l*Y Mz. t*A*s*H*a on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:07:00 PST |
