THE STANDARD INTERNET PROFILE ANSWER:
THE JOB INTERVIEW ANSWER:
I am a goal orientated and highly motivated individual who seeks new experiences to further my skills for the future.
THE PERSONAL AD ANSWER:
Fun guy seeks same. SAM. Kind, sensative, caring person with a good sense of humor. I like long romantic walks on the beach during sunsets while I write poems about puppies, flowers, and rainbows.
THE PHILOSOPHICAL ANSWER:
I am nobody...nobody is perfect...therefore, I am perfect.
THE COMPUTER ANSWER:
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THE SNOOP DOGG ANSWER:
I'm the top d-o-double gizee fo rizee my nizee. And if you don't knizzle you best recognizee fo shizzle!
THE TYLER DURDEN ANSWER:
I am not my job. I am not how much money I have in the bank. I'm not the car I drive. I'm not the contents of my wallet. I'm not my f---ing khakis. [watch Fight Club if you don't understand]
THE TRUE ANSWER:
I'm a riddle, shrouded in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, trapped inside a paradox.
