There are many people we would like to meet, such as Carlos the Butcher, Frank Black, the bug-eyed chick that ran away from her husband, any female that shows their breasts on the internets, Dave Attell, Todd Bridges, Capt. Sack, Chuck Lidell, Leroy the Looter, Xenu, the chubby chick from that one movie we like, Richard Cheese, Fat Mike, Artie Lange, Flip Wilson, Fast Eddie Felson, Phil Taylor, Dwight K. Schrute, Turtle, the girl in the strip club that wore the gold garter belt, Verbal Kint, and most of all You! Will you be our friend?
Everybody in the "I'd like to Meet" section. Oh, and the black dude from ESPN with the crazy eye.